United Playah
Sep 28, 2006
1:21 PM | | ;
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Hold up, wait a minute. Its an RV,? no, its ahh scooter, Its numbah # 10 on the United fo cheezy squad. This playah comes with it, plays both ways and never lets up. Pulls more flags than Jenna Jameson pulls down pants. The playah that the United squad keeps locked up until Sunday, then feeds him a bowl of pho and sends him to field. Thats where he begins his arsenal of catching, pulling, and flashing his middle finger to every opponent there is. Watch out Now!
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watch out
Sep 28, 2006
1:32 PM | | | ; |
here comes the messageboard gestapo...
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Really
Sep 28, 2006
1:35 PM | | | ; |
Are you f*cking serious?
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watch out
Sep 28, 2006
1:39 PM | | | ; |
that`s 1 and counting...
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wow
Sep 28, 2006
2:19 PM | | | ; |
wow....you guys are almost as bad as T.O.
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really
Sep 28, 2006
2:28 PM | | | ; |
and with a step-stool he would be unstoppable.....
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what the...
Sep 28, 2006
2:50 PM | |
visitor
Sep 28, 2006
2:58 PM | | | ; |
I call the boy the 2 foot wonder. He should be in a circus.
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United Playah
Sep 28, 2006
3:06 PM | | | ; |
Aight, Aight, since everyone here has got a bad taste in their mouths about any postings and are rude to the point that they cannot withstand themselves and game so they bash, and believe it or not we laugh, BUT........thats my boy! So attention, attention ladies and gents, we got another stud, thats right, i said it, anothah stuuuddd on the fo cheezy United Squad of China. NUMBAH # 22, yah heard of him? Yeah comon, # 22 Double Duece, shoelaces loose, cuz he jump out his bootz. This player is the real deal, big time steal, in any fantasy League..except in the NFL. Hollah back if you in the house!!
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visitor
Sep 28, 2006
3:08 PM | | | ; |
You slow as mixed bag of fruitcakes need to learn a lesson, respect is not given, it`s earned. Now STFU!
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Request
Sep 28, 2006
3:33 PM | | | ; |
United, Please change your team`s name to The Goof Troop.
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Tom Bergerac
Sep 28, 2006
4:12 PM | | | ; |
Does anyone else here think that the first IFFL`er to be on "Dancing with the Stars" will be a United player?
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United Playah #22
Sep 28, 2006
4:17 PM | | | ; |
That`s right buuoooyy! I`m the Chinese double duece, my mom`s a masseuss, for an extra $50, she`ll suck your juice.
So grab your boots, catch the caboose, go downtown where my mom is loose. Bring your ducketts, and she`ll be sure to fucket.
(Now United.. isn`t that much funnier than your usual shit?)
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comedy central
Sep 28, 2006
4:27 PM | | | ; |
if you can put jenna jameson and pho in the same post. it`s pretty damn funny.
i thought united playah was funny, then annoying. now i think he`s doing it just to piss you guys off and you`re falling for it.
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united playah fan
Sep 28, 2006
4:39 PM | | | ; |
Keep it coming, I don`t understand half the sh!t you`re saying but it was slow on the messageboard this morning. Admit it all of you were dying for him to say something so you can get on here.
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funny
Sep 28, 2006
6:56 PM | | | ; |
thats shit cracks me up, pho nice UNITED PLAYAH holla at ur boy
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UNITED????
Sep 29, 2006
12:40 PM | | | ; |
man get out of here with that stuff..YOUR GARBAGE
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