Messageboard
 subject: "Pre-Season Top 10"
USA Today

Aug 14, 2006
11:19 AM

;
1. Dietze Nuts
2. Lazy Sundae
3. Rhinos
4. Spalding
5. Outlaws
6. United
7. Outcast
8. MuddDawgs
9. DWC
10. Diesel

Some outstanding questions that needs to be answered.
1. Can the defending champs come back strong after sittig out the Spring?
2. Is United for real?
3. Will Outcast bounce back?
4. Can Diesel make some noise in the Open division?
5. Which MuddDawgs team will show up (regular season or playoff team)?

scrimmage

Aug 14, 2006
11:36 AM
; 
Diesel will be scrimmaging Outlaws this weekend. Lets see how they do. This will give an idea of Diesel can make some noise or not in the open division

really?

Aug 14, 2006
1:03 PM
; 
dietze nutz first? did they acquire anyone new?.. actually did anyone else make any off season acquisitions?

divisions

Aug 14, 2006
2:50 PM
; 
Where is the info on the divisions ?????

Outlaws

Aug 14, 2006
4:29 PM
; 
the outlaws have added some crazy athletes to their team. they have the plenty of speed.

Teach

Aug 14, 2006
6:15 PM
; 
Great questions my friend. United will go down. Outcast is lucky so they might just bounce back. If the MuddDawgs bring the playoff team, watch out. They played some good ball.

hmmmmmm

Aug 14, 2006
7:59 PM
; 
I wonder which Outlaw started this thread?

Keeper

Aug 15, 2006
10:12 AM
; 
My top ten would be:

1. Lazy Sundae
2. Dietz Nuts
3. Rhinos
4. Spalding
5. United.
6. Outlaws
7. Outcast
8. MuddDawgs
9. Diesel
10. DWC

visitor

Aug 15, 2006
11:37 AM
; 
United will be lucky to win 2 games this season.

N/A

Aug 15, 2006
12:37 PM
; 
This looks like Division I AA compered to the FCFFL A league.

Yea, right.

Aug 15, 2006
2:56 PM
; 
United win 2 games? Get a grip, fag. They are a decent team.

United

Aug 15, 2006
3:47 PM
; 
I would put us around 7 or 8.

COME ON

Aug 15, 2006
3:54 PM
; 
OUTHOUSE WILL FINISH BELOW 500 AS THEY SUCK AND ALWAYS HAVE

visitor

Aug 15, 2006
3:59 PM
; 
To "United", 7 or 8 loss, right?

United

Aug 15, 2006
4:42 PM
; 
No dumb *ss, since it`s a post about the top 10. 7 or 8 is the ranking.

Your momma

Aug 15, 2006
5:48 PM
; 
Visitor, you are a dumb ass, now go to your room, and stop playing on the computer.

all u suck

Aug 15, 2006
7:55 PM
; 
move muddawgs from 8 to at least 5. maybe 4.

knowledge

Aug 15, 2006
8:38 PM
; 
watch out for rage, they aint no rookies

Rage

Aug 15, 2006
8:50 PM
; 
So who are Rage

united 10

Aug 16, 2006
10:30 AM
; 
visitor how come u dont identify ur self?

i think

Aug 16, 2006
10:41 AM
; 
cause he`s a bamma and plays on a team that was not mentioned...so he`s hating

united 10

Aug 16, 2006
12:55 PM
; 
introduce ur self VISITOR, i think a bunch of people would like to know who u r...

hmmmmm

Aug 16, 2006
12:57 PM
; 
nobody has ranked the mighty LIONS thats interesting

maybe

Aug 16, 2006
1:15 PM
; 
because lions are not playing on sundays

visitor

Aug 16, 2006
2:58 PM
; 
United #10: Win some games this season and i`ll tell you who i am. Your team has no athletes and will get smoke.

2 visitor

Aug 16, 2006
3:04 PM
; 
you need to stay off that haterade. big deez in your mouph is bad for your health

visitor

Aug 16, 2006
3:18 PM
; 
I`ll keep hating until they proof that they can win consistently.

2 visitor

Aug 16, 2006
3:25 PM
; 
did your team keep losing to them?

Forgot

Aug 16, 2006
3:45 PM
; 
Oh, I forgot that 6-2 is not winning consistently. Visitor, we understand you are afraid to say your name, it`s okay, we understand. Do you need a bottle, before your nap?

Visitor

Aug 16, 2006
4:44 PM
; 
sorry to say but they can`t do it again.

yea, right

Aug 16, 2006
5:22 PM
; 
Sorry to say, but you are a whore. You are afraid to say your name, whore.

RG

Aug 16, 2006
6:32 PM
; 
MuddDawgs MuddDawgs MuddDawgs! Movin on up to #1! Hee HEe,ok ok, this is just a joke. Dawgs are goin down baby. They need to get that picture takin ho to come back and take pictures of them gettin beat! And who in the h*ll thinks Spalding is up there, no f`ing way.

dumb a**

Aug 17, 2006
9:32 AM
; 
RG you`re a dumb a**. Dudes, please, let`s stop mentioning the Dawgs on every page. All ya`ll are jealous mother-f`ers talking about the lady taking pictures of the Dawgs. You can`t even have someone like her in your best dreams. Give it up already.

I bet

Aug 17, 2006
2:03 PM
; 
United can beat MuddDawgs easily

na

Aug 17, 2006
2:14 PM
; 
THAT CHICK THAT TAKES PICTURES IS BUSTED! ALL YOU OLD MEN ARE DROOLING OVER AN AVERAGE WOMAN

BG

Aug 18, 2006
9:01 AM
; 
true, she is busted in a BIG way. she isn`t even average, she is a biggy. old men and little boys droolin over a big girl, what a trip!

why

Aug 18, 2006
9:16 AM
; 
Why is she busted? She didn`t say a word on this messageboard. Half of the morons on here dont even know who she is. Hard to believe that all you as*es were out to see the muddawgs play. But I do think you are all d*cks for mentioning anyone on the sidelines. There are big woman that come out, and some of us are married to them. In fact, my wife is one of them. Lets not start making life for those of us with big woman at home more miserable then we already have it. Lets leave the sidelines out of it. My wife will be at my games, I would hate to read about her. Even though everything you would say, unfornately for me, would be true.

haters

Aug 18, 2006
9:17 AM
; 
Guys, don`t you know --- big girls are the thing .More cushion for the pushin !!!!! Plus , the skinny women complaints and egos are worst than flag football !!!!

i agree

Aug 18, 2006
9:40 AM
; 
i have a skinny a$$ girl and all she does is shop and think she`s paris hilton. too high maintenance for me. ugh!

average

Aug 18, 2006
9:48 AM
; 
average is where its at. skinny girls are b*tches, and fat girls, are usually sweet, but i can`t get it up, AT ALL! average girls, are sweet, very attractive, easy to get it up and REAL. but dude, big girls can be high maintenance. that suxs more then a skinny girl who is high maintenance.

prettiest

Aug 18, 2006
9:52 AM
; 
muddawgs are the prettiest. they even play like high maintenance big girls!

i don`t care if girls are big,skinny, average, they must be cool and into me if ya know what im sayin. ~ sharein sports together is a good thing to. she must be able to talk football!

i agree

Aug 18, 2006
9:52 AM
; 
lol...yeah i think i need to find me an average girl. this paris hilton shiet does nothing but stresses me out. big girls...i love them and all but sometimes they are too sensitive. plus im a skinny dude so might be a little too much cushion for that pushing.

i never banged a big girl b4...how is that like?

SUCK

Aug 18, 2006
10:01 AM
; 
THERE IS NOTHING HOT ABOUT A BIG GIRL!! IF I WANT MORE CUSHION I WILL BUY MORE PILLOWS!THEY JUST SUCK! SKINNY GIRLS ARE B%TCHES! SHOP SHOP SHOP, B%TCH B%TCH B%TCH, NAG NAG NAG! THEY JUST SUCK! I HAVE A BEAUTFUL LONG HAIR BRUNETTE ITALIAN/SPANISH BABE WITH BIG TA TA`S, NOT TOO SKINNY AND NOT BIG. THIS, MY FELLOWS, IS WHAT MAKES ME PROUD TO GO HOME AT NIGHT OR GOING OUT TO THE CLUBS!

i agree

Aug 18, 2006
10:02 AM
; 
ok im jealous.

prettiest

Aug 18, 2006
10:09 AM
; 
big girls take alot of hard liquer to bang dude. average babes interested in football or sports in general is really the most ideal girl out there. and likes gettin freaky in between the sheets helps a h$ll of alot!!!

Dr. Phil

Aug 18, 2006
10:10 AM
; 
I thought this post was called "Pre-season top 10"???? Its more like The Doctor Phil Show!!!

UNITED 10

Aug 18, 2006
10:12 AM
; 
i see visitor still hasnt said who he is, ur suck a bitch....i know we dont have super athletes on our team but we come to play every week, we wanna have fun and if we win its bonus, i think some of u guys have forgotten that this is for fun first and if u win its a bonus.....

Oprah

Aug 18, 2006
10:16 AM
; 
United 10, need a tissue? We love you man, go and give it your best shot and have fun. If you win, go get yourself an icecream cone!

united 10

Aug 18, 2006
10:18 AM
; 
nice oprah...fuckin faggot please dont mistake my kiddness for weakness bitch

visitor

Aug 18, 2006
10:35 AM
; 
United 10, we are going to have to put soap in that potty mouth of yours. Now go get yourself an ice cream cone.

united 10

Aug 18, 2006
10:37 AM
; 
lol

thick chick

Aug 18, 2006
11:17 AM
; 
I think having a thick chick will be better than an Ice cream cone !!!! LOL

playa

Aug 18, 2006
11:18 AM
; 
thats what im talking about

Chubby chaser

Aug 18, 2006
2:17 PM
; 
darn chubby chasers!i think a woman should have all the curves, just in the right places! if you see curves on her thigh or arm, that aint pretty.

scrimmage

Aug 18, 2006
2:22 PM
; 
Looking for a team to scrimmage on Sunday 8/20. please let me know if you are interested.
hsnguyen09@yahoo.com

thanks

flat

Aug 18, 2006
2:24 PM
; 
flat skinny girls isn`t pretty either. when my boner feels bone,that is a turn off. thick girls have a lot ripples, damn that aint pretty either. where is the perfect girl anyway? in my f`ckin dreams thats where.

watch, rhinos will top all in the fall!

smart

Aug 18, 2006
2:31 PM
; 
smart move scrimmage to post here. this is a popular page. my 2 cents, average girls that can talk sports is the best deal out there.
rhinos,na, lazy.

jerkin off

Aug 18, 2006
2:43 PM
; 
Who in the h#ll is jerkin off to a fat chick, shoot, curvy ladies is where it at. The more natural, the better.

If I were a betting man

Aug 18, 2006
2:52 PM
; 
I would bet none of you has even gotten a whiff of it in a while.

jerkin off

Aug 18, 2006
3:14 PM
; 
yep, alot of jerkin off.

Confuscious

Aug 18, 2006
3:38 PM
; 
Says` Big Girls are shade in da summer and heat in the winter.

lol

Aug 18, 2006
3:45 PM
; 
you`re trippin confuscious. you can keep the shade and the xtra layer of warmth.

Old LAdy

Aug 18, 2006
3:47 PM
; 
I told by (BIG) old lady that she aint comin to any of my games this Fall. And h*ll, She would show up with a Camera and it would be All over. So dudes, keep your big ladies at Home.

No Problem

Aug 18, 2006
4:54 PM
; 
My wife hates football, and talk about high maintenance. She is 5`2 and weighs a good 175lbs. I weigh 192, yeah, pretty damn close. At least I am on a pretty decent team. Unfortunately, I think Lazy will prevail this fall.

FATTY

Aug 18, 2006
5:02 PM
; 
Lazy always has that 9th man that will beat you to death. They are the REFS.

question

Aug 18, 2006
6:09 PM
; 
Fatty? R U a Dawg?

brinks

Aug 18, 2006
9:37 PM
; 
hire a guard cuz lazy buys the title

brinks

Aug 18, 2006
9:37 PM
; 
hire a guard cuz lazy buys the title

Big Girlz

Aug 19, 2006
6:38 PM
; 
I am 245 pounds but I still don`t want no big girlz. Big girlz just don`t have the smoothness of average girls. ((keep the skinny girlz far away too)) I like myself a big titty girl with nice legs and soft, smooth skin. Don`t want to be touching a girl that don`t have nice skin. And keep the pale ones too. Nice dark tones, olive tones or ebony is down right beautiful.

agree

Aug 19, 2006
7:01 PM
; 
i agree, the most sexiest women out there are average women with big t*ts, nice legs, dark skin tones and smooth all over! i have a big girl myself, but she just got big recently and it sucks. she tries to lose weight, but after 3 kids its almost impossible. if the photo chick is average, that is the best you can get.

lazy will not be #1, Dietze nuts will be #1!

DW

Aug 19, 2006
9:17 PM
; 
She is beautiful no doubt. Above average as far as i`m concerned. Big girls are out, and skinny girls are nothing but annoyin. This chick i`m tellin you was off the hook. Nice Nice ta ta`s!

Big,small and Just Right

Aug 20, 2006
10:12 AM
; 
If youre with a lady and her t#ts rest on her belly or she cant fit in your pants then you got a heavy.

If youre with a lady and your t#ts are bigger then hers or you can see her rib cage then you got a little boy.

If youre with a lady that has nice t#ts, nice belly, gorgeous legs and a cool personality then you won the game, stop betting, because you wont get any better.

On to what this messageboard was originally about, lazy takes the gold, rhinos take the silver and united will take the copper. (top 3 for those of you that dont understand my olympic analogy)

Trippin

Aug 20, 2006
1:31 PM
; 
Some of you dudes are trippin.

Black

Aug 20, 2006
1:35 PM
; 
I am a black man, and I will say that there is nothing like a busty girl with olive complexion. She can be Spanish/Italian/Puerto Rican, Big/Average/Small it don`t matter, pale b^tches just aren`t pretty.

rent-a-cop

Aug 20, 2006
4:26 PM
; 
i think a mall cop will do just fine brinks. i don`t play for dietze nuts but they got the title this fall. im just a rent-a-cop hangin in the c league.

One Brother

Aug 20, 2006
4:32 PM
; 
What the hell? Do D Nutz have any brothers on the team this year? #1 will be Lazy my friends.
No big girls here, just round big tatas.

PHAT

Aug 20, 2006
6:55 PM
; 
The fatter the better!
I dont want no guys making words with my bi^ch. Fat is PHAT. Outlaws are going to be #3.

d nutz

Aug 20, 2006
7:00 PM
; 
d nutz is b $ and the boys.Lazy is Hurricanes.What is up with the duel personas ??

agree

Aug 21, 2006
7:54 AM
; 
phat i agree, no dirty *ss dude needs to be conversating with the mother of my kids. my wife is big and not very attractive, but by booty call is fine as *ell!

do not agree

Aug 21, 2006
8:26 AM
; 
Do you need to tell us about your nasty a$$ bama, who you call `wife`? We don`t want to hear about that stank fat booty.

agree

Aug 21, 2006
1:05 PM
; 
just tellin it like it is. i`d leave her *ss if i didn`t have kids. lazy big *ss. the booty call is much much finer.

pitiful

Aug 21, 2006
1:08 PM
; 
after reading all this s#it, i realize my s#x life sucks.

Grapevine

Aug 21, 2006
5:41 PM
; 
I heard this weekend that `photo chick` is a b*tch and a d*ck tease. The only good thing about her is shes not fat (average) and has a great rack. But all this talk about average girls are the `ideal` girl is a bunch of crock. Who gives a s*it about looks, id rather have a fat girl with a great personality.

To Grapevine

Aug 21, 2006
6:11 PM
; 
Your post wasn`t bad, until you decided to get all gay on us and say you would like a fat chick with personality.

Time to speak up

Aug 21, 2006
6:46 PM
; 
I am so tired of reading about "photo chick". None of u sorry ass*oles know her. She is not a b*tch. She is not fat. She is not a d*cktease. She is not a ho or whatever else you might have called her. Just leave her alone already. Talk women, talk football talk anything, just please, keep her out of it.
Grapevine,
Fat girl with a great personality? You were dropped as a young boy weren`t you?

Grapevine

Aug 21, 2006
7:29 PM
; 
Just tellin it like I heard it.

© 2009-2025 leaguehouse.com