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 subject: "Week 6 Predictions "
Miller
Pain
asst coach


May 09, 2013
2:35 PM

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Centreville HS

8:00p doyouevenlift vs Playboy Bunni - What can I say here? Doyouevenlift I thought they pretty funny at the beginning of the season but their charm has worn off. Although I do love the fact that A LOT of their team does log in to say what they want. Maybe more people should follow in theirs by doing this. I know in the past, we used to be required to log-in to post but the messageboard was DEAD. These guys are still a B team as it has shown against 2 – A teams they played and lost to in Collision and Novacaine. InvisibileMan talked a lot of S and then got shut up by Novacaine #40 so is he really that good? So I want to know, is InvisibleMan really this huge stud? This is what I envision from the way he talks, he has the power of JJ Watt, Speed of Patrick Willis and the Awareness of Ed Reed. Doyouevenlift is currently tied for 6 in a division which Collision is going to run away with the championship. They are sure talking a lot for being this low in the standings but they could change things with a win over Playboy. Although Playboy is playing well they have shown they can score. 3 pick 6’s against MPBC last week is pretty impressive. Will doyouevenlift be able to score more than 2 – Tds in a game? If not, I think playboy takes this one. Playboy 24 – doyevenlift 15. Show me you can score more than 2 Tds then you will get more Tds.

9:00p Collision vs Vegas Nights – What the hell happened on weeknights Collision, you tied 3-3 to a team in the Wolves who cant score besides running around this season. Bet you didn’t bring out your full squad. I love for Collision to return to form here against an ailing Vegas Nights. Vegas Nights is having trouble with attendance but who will be around for playoffs? Collision routes are pretty easy just need to stop the athleticism of their WRs. Go, Go, Slant underneath. Slant Slant Go. Short stuff you can move a little on their defense DBs play to live another day. Collision 28 – VN 14

10:00p Monarchs vs Cedars – Monarchs are very confident in their ability to win this post season. A bunch of semi-pro players who want to strap it up, reminds me of the Spartans. I am glad you can tackle me but can you pull my flag. I can take a hit but take another 15 yards on it. Hey Monarchs, Pain is recruiting so we might need some players. Message me. This is a rough season for Cedars but I am so happy they are sticking it out. You guys can only go up from here. My word of advice, either play with your friends and be willing to lose, or cut bad people and try some Free Agents and you might win a few more. I promise you, you will make new friends if you join/pick up new players. I am taking the semi-pro team here, Monarchs 24-Cedars 7.

Centreville HS #2

10:00p Mel Kiper`s B vs MPBC – MPBC just got blown out by my playboy bunnies, not really my team but I know a few of them. MPBC are you guys still cursing at the line after just praying to Jesus when you break your huddle? Don’t be mean, a curse word is a 15 yard penalty! Mel Kiper is suprisng this season sitting at 3-2 with a 2-1 point differential is impressive. Still haven’t seen either of these guys play. I am going to take Mel Kiper here with your poopy hair, Mel 21 – MPBC 10.

EC Lawrence #2
8:00a Ruckus vs Pain – My game no comment.
9:00a GameFace vs Stone Cold – What happened SC? The hottest team after week 2 and then 3 straight losses. Is this going to be an implosion or will you bounce back. You guys should know what GameFace is going to do, they are going to do some pump fakes, get outside your rushers and toss deep to a streaking Agent 0 or Slick Rick. Agent 0 will run around at the goal line and try and sneak in. GameFace is consistently winning with 8-10 players max every game and more power to them. They have great chemistry. GameFace 21- SC 14.

Hunter Woods Park

8:00a Rebels vs Infamous – This is going to be a close game and will come down to the team that doesn’t turn it over. Rebels QB likes to throw to places and let his WR make a play and get to the ball. I think he can thrive if he gets some better people around him. Never seen Infamous play but something tells me I think they might win this game. Infamous 21-Rebels 17.

9:00a Tiger Style vs United – Tiger be ready for some 3 QB set and some vets that know what they are doing. Will United have a full squad? Who knows? Regardless I think United takes it 28 – Tiger 7

10:00a The Swarm vs Imposters – Twins Twins Twins! This is their key to winning. Never seen them but I like those 2 guys. Imposters did have some good palyers in years past, did they move on? I remember you guys had a good QB that you said you didn’t want to play with you because you said he was too old. Its hard to come across good flag football QBs. May want to get him back. Swarm 24 – Imposters 14.

11:00a Choppa City vs Outcast – My boy Ron with the B team powerhouse once again. They are firing on all cylinders. If they would rush 3 they would kill teams but they don’t want too. Choppa short passes and move the ball and try and make them miss a flag. Outcast is a great all around team. Hopefully they can get healthy and return to A next season. Outcast will flex their muscle and get primed ready for playoffs. Outcast 35 – Choppa 0.


VN 14?

May 10, 2013
9:26 AM
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Vegas night scoring 14 on collision? they`ll be lucky to pass midfield! 28-0 is probably a lot more realistic.

Miller
Pain
asst coach


May 10, 2013
9:49 AM
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I think VN issue has been attendance, lets see how they gear up for the post season...

^

May 10, 2013
1:16 PM
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please add in your predictions that invisible man will stay invisible and get ZERO sacks.

LAST CALL
Last Call
coach



May 10, 2013
1:36 PM
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No "C" prediction?

playboy bunnies

May 10, 2013
1:42 PM
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will shut invisibum down. game will be 21-0

miller

May 10, 2013
1:46 PM
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hates c league. sorry guys

Professor Chaos

May 10, 2013
2:16 PM
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In the four games doyouevenlift has played that were not against Collision, they have given up a grand total of 27 points, just under 7 points per game. Mean while, Playboy Bunnies have scored 50 points in 3 games (71 total on the season, but 21 was from a forfeit), an average of just under 17 game. Yet you have them somehow scoring 24 against doyouevenlift. I know the stats look a lot different if you don`t take away the Collision blow out, but Collision is in a completely different league than the rest of Sunday night. You`re probably dead on with doyouevenlift scoring about 15, but no way Plaboy Bunnies get anywhere near 24.

Speaking of Collision: Collision by 30+, Vegas Nights has zero chance to stay close.

The rest of your picks are pretty good. Since you didn`t pick it, I will: Pain 14 Ruckus 0






InvisibleMan
doyouevenliftbro?


May 10, 2013
3:39 PM
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ok, lets get something cleared up just for my own understanding... please let me know how giving up three sacks, being on the verge of tears, and knowing exactly how many stars were visible after being on your back for extend periods of time is shutting someone down?
I figure nova-40 doesn`t log-in himself and say anything because really there`s nothing to say on his part except "hopefully i can do better next time"... and as for the game itself, a ****ty punt and distracted defensive play really made the difference in the game. i think if we played 10 times we`d win at least 8 of them, buuuut the game last week was obviously not one of them, that said, if we see novacaine again the story will be different.

as for the description, thank you... however, you didn`t mention my good looks nor my charming in game quips regarding the stature or estrogen levels of my opponents...

thank you professor chaos, at least our defense has earned a little respect when someone looked at the big picture and takes the stats in context...

we`ll see if the sour taste of last week lights a fire or not, but according to my team we`re apparently doing whatever it takes to win such as:

-purposefully getting pre-game blue balls (not me personally because i think that`s stupid)
-doing a lot of push ups
-wearing lucky boxers all week w/o washing them
-drinking light beer so we`re faster for the game

chicken little

May 10, 2013
4:02 PM
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the playboy bunny/doyoueverlift game will be close. I give a slight edge to invisibum and his boys.

your collision/VN game depends on who and how many each team has show up but I like the 28-14 call.

For various reasons I think the Monarchs/cedars game is hard to tell. But if the game is close I think it says more about Monarchs than cedars. Cedars seem to be developing so losing now is normal.

Kiper`s wins their game big. Bunch of young guys learning the game.




InvisibleMan?

May 10, 2013
4:37 PM
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what do you think the score of your game will be this week?

Josh
asst commissioner


May 10, 2013
5:34 PM
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Miller, I changed some of the games around on you. You`ll need to update your picks :)

LOL

May 10, 2013
8:52 PM
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Invisible Man is a f*cking loser! This dude cracks me up

login to talk ****

May 10, 2013
9:05 PM
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Don`t be a betch :-)

Novacaine 40

May 10, 2013
9:47 PM
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I love how you talk ish when I owned you on 70% of the plays. Sorry if you feel I roughed you up so much that you felt you had to come here to bash me. Next time speak up on the field. That loss really got your panties in a bunch.

InvisibleMan
doyouevenliftbro?


May 10, 2013
10:59 PM
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Log in? :-)

doyouevenliftbro?
coach


May 11, 2013
0:24 AM
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we will be Cedars 27-0. that is a Vince McMahon guarantee.

InvisibleMan
doyouevenliftbro?


May 11, 2013
0:30 AM
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I prefer miller`s more in depth analysis of the matchups...

Novacaine 40

May 11, 2013
9:08 AM
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Bring ******** and GF, or wife to the game next time so they can see how I work you ass over.

Doyouevenlift

May 12, 2013
4:00 PM
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Y`all ain`t winning 8 out of 10 vs novacaine. ESP if both teams have a full squad. And "invisibleman," If you wanna talk smack, start by backing it up with your record. Peo

doyouevenplay?

May 12, 2013
7:38 PM
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psa for those who are on a team... Login button is located at the top left of the screen, you can choose to save your password and username to avoid any future bltch-as5-ness...

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