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Centreville HS 8:00p doyouevenlift vs Novacaine – Holy moly has doyouevenlift taken the title of “Biggestdouchebags/tools/everyonehatesthemandwantstofightthem” but me personally this is what this league needs. I think this mix of “model yale students”, “skinny white and middle eastern kids” are great entertainment. Its been WAY too long since we have had a team that has been this hated since maybe the Spartans? Only if we could get more people to log in and get this messageboard really going. Now onto the game, both of my predictions were way off for last game for these teams. Doyouevenlift has reached more than 3 TDs in game while Novacaine took it to playboy with a shut out and 27-0. I have no f’ing clue who to choose. While trying to make an unbiased pick I am having such difficulty cause I think most of Novacaines game are decided on their attendance. I feel doyouevenlift will never have an attendance issue since they seem pretty dedicated and log-in. My insider says doyouevenlift has a lot of speed guys rushing which may give 1 of 3 the Novacaine lineman trouble but the other guys are athletic. Novacaine who is going to show up? Doyouevenlift watch out for Joe (tall WR #10 I think) at WR it’s the QBs favorite target. But this is the only other true A team they will face and I think it will show. Novacaine 21-doyouevenlift 7 if novacaine has a decent showing. 9:00p Vegas Nights vs Mel Kiper`s B – I am not buying into Mel Kipers whipping of Cedars since Cedars have scored 22 points this whole season. Mel Kiper is a new team that is just inexperienced. Vegas should handedly win this game without a problem. Hopefully the QB didn’t forget his fishersman hat so he will be at the game. It seems like times might be turning some veteran teams that may need to combine since a lot are having attendance issues Novacaine Nights? Vegas 24 – Mel Kiper 17. 10:00p Playboy Bunni vs MPBC – Insider said Playboys loss wasn’t as bad as the score said. Lots of dropped passes and missed flag but that is what makes a game a game. Playboy will get back on track against the very rude and unpleasant church team. MPBC don’t be mean or rude to my boys on Playboy. Better be able to stop their rush. Playboy 17 – MPBC 14. Centreville HS #2 10:00p Collision vs Cedars – Why is this game even being played? If Collision doesn’t let off the gas this could be the most points scored in a game held by my team Pain 59. Cedars here is some advice, 1st play will be a go route to JOSH THE TALL BLACK WR. Then they will run a hook and ladder with Josh and Santana (***** wr). They run spread. Corey can launch the f-ing ball. Get read for some long routes. Play off the ball a little. Their rush is seriously good. They are fast asscarp and don’t miss flags. Hey James from Monarcs you ARE NOT GOING TO BEAT COLLISION EITHER. This is not contact blah blah blah, lets put pads on blah blah blah so stop whining. Lets see how big of a d.i.c.k. Willie wants to be, Collision 42- Cedars 0. EC Lawrence #1 9:00a Outlaws vs Ruckus – I don’t know what to believe, was SC missing a lot of people or is Ruckus getting their act together? SC defense usually doesn’t let up 21 points so I am confused. Ruckus has a lot of athletes and QB is more of a RB playing QB. Outlaws has a pass first QB but their o-line is pretty average. If Ruckus has speed rush this could be a long day for the Outlaws. Outlaws will dink and dunk down the field and take what you give them so don’t sleep on them. I think Ruckus takes this. Ruckus 17-Outlaws 14. 10:00a GameFace vs Stone Cold – GameFace is straight balling this season. Picking up a few additional players to their core players has made them my favorites this season now. Is this the point where SC implodes? I don’t think so, but it is possible. Their game against Lazy showed me that if they are down they start getting upset. I have no doubt GF will go spread but SC has one only semi quick rusher (yes I am excluding Isaac since he plays LB). Watch the pump fakes and don’t sleep on your competition SC. Since you have combined teams before you should know what each other want. I will take the hot team here GF 21-SC 10. 11:00a Stone Cold vs The Truth – The battle of the defenses. Truth, get Jeremy a center. 6-7 snaps over the top 3 QBs in the league is bad. When he has some time he is phenomenal but when running for his life it’s a little different story. SC, rush 3 it will help especially if they have a fill in center. I am seriously torn between these 2 teams. Great QB in Jeremy, playmakers for SC. I think Truth has Jada back and pulls away quicker than expected but SC makes a comback. The Truth 21 – SC 17. EC Lawrence #2 8:00a Pain vs Lazy Sundae – My game, this is early, WTF. No prediction. 9:00a Lazy Sundae vs GameFace – When Lazy had everyone they looked really really good. Their QB has a CANNON. Lazy had some selfish plays instead of going for field goal against SC. Lazy has some good rushers but GF will easily combat that with quick hitches and slants to let their playmakers make plays. Will Lazy have their full squad? If so I think this might be close. GF 24-Lazy 21. 10:00a Ruckus vs Pain – My game no prediction, except we are hurting with attendance this year. Hunter Woods Park 8:00a Infamous vs The Swarm – Will the famous twins be there for The Swarm? If so this game will be difficult for Infamous. Watch for the lineman dump to the twin. Infamous just scraped by Choppa City. Ill take Swarm 24- Infamous 14. 9:00a United vs Rebels – Rebels will bounce back after the Swarm handed them their first loss of the season. Rebels like to throw to spots, not WR, so watch for that and break on the ball. Is United QB back? Rebels 24-United 21. 10:00a Imposters vs Outcast – Defensive battle for Outcast last game against Tiger. Imposters lost to the ageless wonders of United. Outcast is looking to get rolling for playoffs. Outcast 21-Imposters 7. 11:00a Tiger Style vs Choppa City – Fighting for the bottom of the barrel here. I will take Tiger since they have won a game. Tiger 14 – Choppa 0. Lake Fairfax #6 9:00a Last Call vs Warriors – Last call gets two victories last week. Warriors are rolling. Close game Warriors 17 Last Call 14. 10:00a Bearcats vs WTF – Bearcats are coming back swinging after that smashing last week. WTF has yet to win a game but has scored only 5 points less than the 2 victory bearcats. Ill take WTF 14- Bearcats 10 11:00a Goldrush vs WTF - WTF got their first W against bearcats but has no chance against the veterans of Goldrush. Goldrush is just the smarter team here. Gold 28 – WTF 14.