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 subject: "Week 4 Predictions"
Miller
Pain
asst coach


Apr 24, 2013
1:35 PM

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Centreville HS
8:00p doyouevenlift vs Monarchs – This guy invisibleman is perhaps my new favorite messageboard person. He is so manly throwing people around like ragdolls, it is pretty fun isn’t it? I think this is going to be pretty close game,maybe, Monarchs has shown they can put up points with 46 last week. Someone said this is mostly the players from VA Monarchs semi-pro team, which after my research it is! So I assume they are going to have some athletes… doyouevenliftbro, has yet to score more than 13 points in a game so lets hope this doesn’t get into a shootout cause dyelb will get left out… I am taking the Monarchs here to continue their undefeated season, Monarchs 21 – doyouevenliftbro 7.

9:00p Playboy Bunni vs Novacaine – Novacaine is still missing perhaps a top 5 WR in the league in Cubeboy. He hasn’t shown up for a game, I don’t think. QB has some good chemistry with #10 WR. If PB can get some pressure on Novacaine qb, that could cause trouble for them. PB 2-0 is a result of a forfeit for one game. PB does have some decent athletes and if it is a one person show with #10, they may be able to take that away. I will take Novacaine 21-PB 17.

10:00p Cedars vs Mel Kiper`s B – Did you listen to me Mel Kiper? Was Collisions first play a GO route to Josh? Anyways, bottom of the barrel here, but one will advance to 2-2 so that’s odd. I have yet to see either of these teams play, heard Mel Kipers doesn’t like to play nice and having players get ejected and saying stuff to the refs. A little word of advice, don’t get on their bad side or you will have penalties every play. The refs are overall pretty good guys, except that guy Carlton! They like to joke and have a good time and when it comes down to it you lost to a perennial powerhouse in Collision take the L like a man and don’t try to fight and get ejected andscarp. Diving isn’t allowed in flag football so don’t dive and if you do make sure you get in the endzone. But that leads me to this, if Mel Kiper can actually move the ball on Collision that is a good thing. I will take Mel Kiper 14-Cedars 3.

Centreville HS #2
10:00p Collision(21) Closet Romo`s(0) – Collision already got the W here since Closet Romo quit the league. Could have at least stuck it out for the rest of the season…

10:00p Vegas Nights vs MPBC – VEGAS what is happening!?!? No QB and you guys got blown out bad… OK I get it you only have a handful of people but 46 points is a lot to give up by a veteran team. I have a feeling Straw Hat is calling some other vets he knows so they can start fielding a full team. MPBC, is this true you break the huddle saying “Jesus” then come to the line cursing up a storm?!?! That’s not nice! You have invisibleman all upset, on the messageboard, referring to your QB as Napoleon hahahah. that’s MY QB! Where is #9, he got called out pretty bad and punching people in the face? Love thy neighbor. Anyways Vegas Night wins this 17 – 7.

EC Lawrence #1
10:00a The Truth vs Lazy Sundae – The Truth had a tough break against Pain last week. They didn’t have their center and seriously the fill in snapped the ball over Jeremey’s head (he is like 6’3” BTW) like 4 -6 times. Guess he was too anxious to go out for a pass. Jeremy can still sling the ball on a good out route like no other. Lazy on the other hand I think dominated their game from the week before, one blown assignment let DJ score but they brought the heat pretty bad. The Truth better shore their center spot this week or its going to be a long game for them. Vaughn can throw the ball 60 yards without looking like any effort. Lazy has a few new players but they are still good and are reloaded. I am taking Lazy here 28-14.

11:00a The Truth vs Outlaws – Outlaws dinked and dunk on us the hole game to move it down the field and get their scores. No long plays but were consistent and moved the ball. I think Truth will be warmed up and come out firing against Outlaws. Outlaws O-line will probably have some trouble with the Truth DL. Outlaws here is some advice, don’t let Jeremy get outside the pocket. He gets this gallop going looking like a horse but he can move. I am taking Truth here 28-7.

EC Lawrence #2
8:00a Ruckus vs Stone Cold – A tough loss last week against Lazy Sundae SC was PISSED after the game. Sorry Ruckus, the WR playing QB isn’t going to work against SC. Better be able to make some passes. SC does always have a very very good defense. Still haven’t seen Ruckus play. Isaac will get his chances but watch for the spin move it can be pretty lethal and he is good at it. SC 21-Ruckus 7.
9:00a GameFace vs Pain – My game no comment. Manny don’t show up. Thanks.

Hunter Woods Park
8:00a The Swarm vs Rebels – United must have been really missing some peoples. 41 by Swarm but they lost to Tiger Style, gotta love flag football. Are the world famous Twins really that good that they can change a game just like that? Not sure… Rebels are sitting pretty at 3-0 and top of B League. I think the Rebels are too much to handle here for the Swarm… Rebels 21 – Swarm 14.

9:00a Imposters vs United – Will everyone show for United? Two veteran teams here imposters are giving up 17 pts a game and united about 20 points. So it will come down to who can score. I like my boys United here. 24-17.

10:00a Choppa City vs Infamous – Infamous talked a ton of trash against Outcast and it was a very close game. Choppa you guys need to stick out this season and keep playing. Trust me it only gets better. If you have scored 7 points, there a bunch of free agent QBs that you could try out. But don’t give up and quit. I predict Infamous will be frustrated here and they can put up points. Do to Choppa lack of offense I think Infamous takes this one easily. Infamous 28-Choppa 0.

11:00a Outcast vs Tiger Style – Outcast is a funny team. They don’t yell at each other apparently LOL sorry Ron had too. I think honestly if they would start rushing 3 they would be destroying teams… Their 2 people usually get a lot of pressure but 3 I think they would be undefeated in B right now. Tiger Style beat The Swarm who Outcast tied at the beginning of the season. I think Outcast takes this one though 20-14.

Lake Fairfax #6
9:00a Bearcats vs Last Call – Man, what happened Bearcats? I wanted to see you guys start 3-0… but I guess not. Last Call called Goldrush goldflush and I guess that didn’t work out for them. I haven’t seen these guys play or anything so I am not sure. Bearcats win lose win lose, guess they are due for their next W but I think I will give it to Last Call since they beat Bearcats already. 21-0 Last call wins.

10:00a Last Call vs WTF – WTF forfeited already with 5 players are they struggling? If you aren’t going to be able to field a team please tell them ahead of time. WTF hasn’t won this season but Last Call may have the athletes. I don’t know really LOL. I will take Last Call 23-14 since they will be warmed up from their first game.

11:00a Goldrush vs Warriors – Battle of the top 2 in C right now. Warriors are def the younger team with more talent but goldrush has the vets who have been around a long time and know the game. I will take Warriors 28-Gold 21.


Big Cat

Apr 24, 2013
2:02 PM
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Yea the Monarchs are a first year flag team but full of semi-pro athletes. I look for them to blank "Doyouevenlift?" 35-0.

Miller
Pain
asst coach


Apr 24, 2013
2:09 PM
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Flag football is WAY different from semi-pro. See Spartans a few years ago. Lots of semi-pro guys, couldnt get their S in-line. If you cant pull a flag I don`t care how athletic you are...

Why

Apr 24, 2013
9:21 PM
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Does everyone hate invisibleman?

Really?

Apr 24, 2013
11:57 PM
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The monarchs work together as a unit, STAMPED

#33

Apr 25, 2013
12:59 PM
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The whole team did not play Semi-pro ball....We have a 16 year old on our team that starts so I don`t want to keep hearing that Semi pro stuff...We have a good mix and chemistry....Expect it and Respect it !!!

^^^

Apr 25, 2013
1:13 PM
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Don`t you have to be 18 to play??

Oh snap!

Apr 25, 2013
1:21 PM
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Roster check! Birth cert check!

Josh
asst commissioner


Apr 25, 2013
1:56 PM
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We have a 16 year old on our team that starts

You must be 18 to play in our league for insurance reasons. If you have a 16 year old on your team, I suggest you leave him at home from now on.

Big Johnson

Apr 25, 2013
2:08 PM
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Idiot... Couldn`t keep your mouth shut huh #33. Now you have to leave your 16 yr old MVP at home from now on.

#33, you get the IFFL Darwin Award for the first half of the season for not shutting your fat mouth.

Josh, maybe you should add the IFFL Darwin Award to the list of trophies the league gives out at the end of the season.

Personally

Apr 25, 2013
2:23 PM
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I would like a return of team medallions for at least league champions. We`ve gotten stingy in the last few years.

#33

Apr 25, 2013
2:39 PM
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I dont know the league rules I aint set it up but watch your flipping mouth

^^^

Apr 25, 2013
2:54 PM
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It`s obvious you don`t know the rules. Ignorance isn`t a good excuse, though.

#33

Apr 25, 2013
3:03 PM
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We will continue to do our talking on the field. You win on the message boards. Good Luck this season....

actually

Apr 25, 2013
4:12 PM
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you probably don`t want to talk on the field, you might say something dumb again!

Josh
asst commissioner


Apr 25, 2013
4:29 PM
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I would like a return of team medallions for at least league champions. We`ve gotten stingy in the last few years.

Send me an email.

Father time

Apr 26, 2013
9:46 AM
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Is their an age limit too? I know Lazy and United are so crusty old, they need bathroom breaks during the game. Someone needs to do a senior citizen roster check on them.

Sef81

Apr 26, 2013
7:39 PM
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Don`t forget drunks...

oh no

Apr 26, 2013
8:09 PM
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save a spot for handicapped

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