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Centreville HS 8:00p MPBC vs doyouevenlift – doyouevenlift’s own Invisibleman has more confidence in his skills and his team than a women in a tampon commercial. A little birdie told me that the second near TD wasn’t even close against Collision. Heard you guys only got 1st downs on 1 series of offense? Anyways, MPBC is a veteran team that isn’t clicking yet. Lost to Monarchs and Novacaine, granted still haven’t seen Monarcs play, but they seem to play Novacaine close but then again who did they have show up? Doyouevenliftbro, I think MPBC will be very “pleasant” team to play as well since they represent a bible church. Hopefully this “pleasant” team takes the cake MPBC 20- Doyouevenliftbro 13. You got your TDs… 9:00p Closet Romo`s vs Playboy Bunni –This is the best thing I have ever seen. ClosetRomo’s getting blown out like Tony does in the playoffs. Seems Tony might as well be there QB since they are playing terrible. Playboy bunnies are 1-0 on the season, they MIGHT have a forfeit from last game due to some poor communication on the team. They say defense wins championships, offense wins games, neither is happening for Closet. Playboy 26-ClosetRomo’s 0. 10:00p Monarchs vs Vegas Nights – I heard VN had barely 8 people the first game of the season and lost to doyouevenlift bro by 13. They get a full squad and blow out Cedars. It shows when they have a full team they are a legit team. Monarcs won against a struggling team in MPBC the opening week. Vegas with a full squad 28-Monarchs 7. Centreville HS #2 9:00p Mel Kiper`s B vs Collision – Mel Kiper blowing out ClosetworstQBEVERIHATETONYROMO in week 2 was pretty impressive but not really. Scoring 41 is a statement though. Collision is my favorite here. They are clicking on all cylinders. They are averaging over 30 points a game and giving up 3. Willie the coach of Collision is craving another victor and with Corey launching the ball as far as he can and letting Josh one of the best WR in the league go get it, is hard to stop if you aren’t ready. MELKIPER READ THIS, THEIR FIRST PLAY OF THE GAME WILL BE A GO ROUTE TO JOSH THE TALL BLACK WR. BE READY! Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Collision 28-MelKiper 3. 10:00p Novacaine vs Cedars – The battle of the 1-1. An experienced Novacaine team that is lacking commitment from their players. A new Cedars team that is hungry for more wins. I am sorry but I don’t see Cedars getting a victory here. Novacaine is just too experienced and can move the ball. Their defense can be good when they have everyone there. Novacaine takes the W 21-3. EC Lawrence #1 10:00a Pain vs The Truth – No comment. My game. Please Jeremy don’t show up. Thanks. 11:00a GameFace vs Ruckus - Ruckus seems to want to run around a lot but it doesn’t really work. You need a QB to move the ball. Manny for GameFace is a top 5 QB in the league. Don’t bite on the pump fake or you will be screwed. Can Ruckus keep up with Agent 0 and Slick Rick? Not sure yet. GameFace is hurting for playes some games but always manage to get a squad in. Ill take GameFace 21-Ruckus 10. EC Lawrence #2 8:00a Pain vs Outlaws – This is an early ass game! Marcos don’t show up either. Thanks. 9:00a Lazy Sundae vs Stone Cold - StoneCold is rolling this season 2-0 and no huge fights between teammates. I might say they show up with 22 people on their sideline (the max allowed) but only 12 of them play. If you pressure SC and don’t miss flags Lazy should win this one. Isaac may not be the most conventional QB but he has been getting the job done. Don’t let him scramble or get outside the pocket cause I can promise you its going deep to DJ. Lazy is a veteran team that knows how to win games. I think Lazy hands SC their first loss of the season. Lazy 21- SC 10. Hunter Woods Park 8:00a Outcast vs Infamous – Is Infamous running away with B league? Not so fast. Better be ready for Outcast wide 9, 2 man rush. It may not look traditional but it work for them. Outcast QB is back (I think) but again they have too many cooks in the kitchen. They yell at each other a lot which doesn’t help. Infamous still haven’t seen them play but they are putting up points. Outcast 21 – Infamous 20. Could go either way though. 9:00a The Swarm vs United – So apparently The Swarm has 2 players, the twins. United lost to Outcast who could be starting to strut their stuff. If Swarm only has 2 players, I don’t doubt that United can stop it. United with the W, 21-14. 10:00a Rebels vs Tiger Style – Rebels are sitting pretty tied for 1st in B. Tigerstyle gets blown about but beats TheSwarm. Rebels QB is pretty good. Watch the timing routes. He throws to a space and lets the WR make a play. Rebels 28-Tiger 14. 11:00a Imposters vs Choppa City – Choppa what happened? 67 points allowed in 2 games. You guys are in for a long season. This is a battle of the bottom feeders I guess. Imposters with their first win of the season. 21-0. Lake Fairfax #6 9:00a Warriors vs WTF – Warriors doe have some play makers if they show up. They just need to learn to pull flags and might be decent. WTF played the revamped Bearcats to a close game so I think this is a toss up. Warriors 14-WTF 13. 10:00a Bearcats vs Goldrush – Bearcats revamped and have scored more points this season then the past few seasons combined. Goldrush is stiting pretty with 1 victory and a loss. I haven’t seen either of them play. I will go with my boys Bearcats for the victory 21-14. 11:00a Goldrush vs Last Call – Last Call lost a close one to Warriors but beat Bearcats. This is such a confusing league. Looks like attendance issues in C league are what plague teams. Goldfush is the my favorite here. 21-20.