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Vegas Nights vs doyouevenlift- doyoueven lift is a new team, probably not ready for Vegas quite yet. Better stop number #34 on VN. Doyouevenliftbro probably don’t lift. VN 17 Doyouevenlift 3
Cedars vs Closet Romo`s – no F’ing clue. I hate Tony Romo, Ill take Cedars by 7?
Novacaine vs Collision – Couldn’t have even given them a warm up game. Best 2 teams in Sunday evening league start off against each other. Not cool Shay or Josh. Depends on who shows up for Novacaine. If full teams Collision 21 Novacaine 14.
Playboy Bunni vs Mel Kiper`s B – I played a few games with Playboy bunnies in the other league. They have gotten some new talent. Mel Kipers B, who knows what this team is again. If they haven’t played flag ever, ill take Playboy Bunnies 14-3
MPBC vs Monarchs – Monarchs look new, MPBC have played before MPBC 21-7
Stone Cold vs Pain – Not commenting here. We had a close battle during winter. Should be a good game.
Ruckus vs The Truth – Uncle Ruckus talked a lot of smack last year. Guess after a 4-6 season last year and getting blown out by United by 21 they felt the need to jump to A. The Truth added perhaps one of the best QBs in the league behind Slash (MY QB) to their team in Jeremy. The Truth has a solid D. I take The Truth 28 – Ruckus 0.
Outlaws vs Lazy Sundae – Turned it on in playoffs last fall lost to SC in championship. Marcos is a good QB for Outlaws. Lazy Sundae, lets see who shows up. Ill take Outlaws 17 Lazy 14.
Outlaws vs GameFace . GameFace has a great offense in this league. Don’t jump for Mannys pump fake or you will be screwed. Quiet Rick and Agent 0 are leathal when Manny gets them the ball. Not sure what GameFace is doing on defense but they should have a plan. GF – 24 – Outlaws 14.
Imposters vs Rebels – Imposteres are up and coming. Don’t know the Rebels. Imposters 21 – Rebels 7
United vs Choppa City – MY TEAM UNITED!!!!! A truly veteran team that can put up points if you don’t know how to defend them. United 28 – Choppa City – 7.
Outcast vs The Swarm – Is Outcast QB back? If so, OC 28 – Swarm 14. If OC QB isn’t back. OC 14 Swarm 17.
Infamous vs Tiger Style – Even though TigerStyle has a smoking hot girl on their team page. I will take Infamous. They beat Outlaws and gave SC a run for their money.
Warriors vs Last Call – No clue again. I like Warriors because that was kinda of one of my old teams name PKL Warriors. Warriors 14-Last Call 7
Bearcats vs Warriors – Warriors, here is some advice. Bearcats have a 4 wins in 52 games. They are 4-48 in this league. They have scored 378 points since inception. About ~7pts a game. Most teams score 370 points in 2 seasons. If you lose you guys should quit now. Props to Bearcats for coming back though. Warriors 14 – Bearcats 0
WTF vs Goldrush – Does Goldrush still have Skiiman? Another vet team in goldrush. If they haven’t gotten new talent their age is catching up. WTF 17 Goldrush 14.
That was a ton to write. Good luck everyone.
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What
Apr 02, 2013
7:49 PM | | | ; |
kind of job allows you to spend that much time writing a week 1 prediction for every single game in every division?
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Swami?
Apr 02, 2013
8:20 PM | | | ; |
Where`s Swami? Know he can`t be far behind.
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haha
Apr 02, 2013
9:02 PM | | | ; |
Miller is putting the message board on his back.
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Swami Sez
registered poster
Apr 02, 2013
9:42 PM | | | ; |
Oh my God, you clueless fat bastard. You never talk about the girls in B, it just encourages them.
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Cos
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Apr 03, 2013
7:27 AM | | | ; |
Miller, once you start these predictions you`re going to have to continue to provide one every week.
Good stuff!
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Miller
Pain
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Apr 03, 2013
8:42 AM | | | ; |
Hey you know what Swami, I am not a jerkoff like you. I will provide predictions to all levels. You have to start somewhere right? Most everyone didnt start their own team in A they worked their team up. They added players and got rid of players. The more competitive teams wanted to win and not make friends. The other teams have good players. There are a few differences between A, B, C levels. B and C only rush 2 against traditional teams, QB play, and flag pulling. There are alot of B teams that are only missing 1 or 2 things of their game that make them not competitive against A.
I am accountant. I work in a cube. This messageboard provides me some relief since I have been busting my butt for the past few months during tax season. Thats the kind of job I have that allows me to take 15 - 20 minutes and make predictions.
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Zingbot
Apr 03, 2013
3:06 PM | | | ; |
Miller "I am accountant. Me eat meat. Me pull flag, you fall down. Me like win game."
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Ex Scrub
Apr 03, 2013
3:38 PM | | | ; |
Miller - I don`t know if I could have typed all that in 15 minutes. But it was a good breakdown for the teams you knew about.
I will be expecting something weekly from you now. And if possible maybe you could give recaps of all the games too.
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Miller
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Apr 03, 2013
3:59 PM | | | ; |
I will try to do a prediction every week. Recap, maybe for only the games I see....
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Good point
Apr 03, 2013
4:49 PM | | | ; |
"There are alot of B teams that are only missing 1 or 2 things of their game that make them not competitive against A."
I think there is at least two good teams down there that may come up here and make a name for themselves, depending on what happens in B and if they have the same good pieces they had last year.
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Dat Dude
Apr 05, 2013
7:41 AM | | | ; |
Yo Miller, not bad picks, ya slug. Now go crunch some numbers.
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Batman
Apr 05, 2013
12:21 PM | | | ; |
I am beginning to think Miller and Bundy are two sides of the same person - sort of a Harvey Dent/Two-Face thing.
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Miller
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Apr 05, 2013
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Batman
Apr 05, 2013
2:43 PM | | | ; |
Well played Miller/Bundy, well played!
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Observer
Apr 07, 2013
12:34 PM | | | ; |
Lazy 42 Outlaws 0 was this a statement game?
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InvisibleMan
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Apr 07, 2013
11:14 PM | | | ; |
17-3, good call @miller, all those numbers you were looking at during tax season must have thrown you off your prediction game, better luck next week. also I`d appreciate it if you had us accidentally scoring at least one touchdown against collision. Thanks.
... and no, nobody on the team really lifts
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Hey invisible man
Apr 08, 2013
6:34 AM | | | ; |
What was the score of your game, tough stuff?
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Miller
Pain
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Apr 08, 2013
9:50 AM | | | ; |
LOL my predictions were a little off I guess invisibleman. Dont get to ahead of yourself right now... Collision is on a different level than Vegas Nights.
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InvisibleMan
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Apr 08, 2013
10:23 AM | | | ; |
@anonymous gentlemen, first off I`m not sure how i feel about the reference to my toughness, since as an anonymous poster there is an outside possibility that you`re a saltywigglehand from the first season of deadliest catch and i prefer to talk **** to people who are clearly unmatched since it lends itself to me not getting my ass kicked in real life for some dumb **** i say on the interwebz... As for the scores, it`s my foray season in this league but I`m pretty sure they`re posted at the schedules/scores link from the homepage (i have included it in case it was difficult to find): http://spring.iffl.us/seasons/2013-Spring/schedules
@CPA miller, that`s fine, I`d just appreciate a prediction that had us scoring at least once, if only just for some confidence building, also as far as field goals go, we used to have a professional soccer player our team, sadly he quit, it`s now a kicker by committee type deal. So don`t look for many field goals in our scoring. Best of luck on this week`s predictions
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InvisibleMan
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Apr 08, 2013
10:27 AM | | | ; |
I didn`t realize bad words would be censored, i thought this was AMERICA!!!
Everyone reading my comment, please substitute "poop" wherever you see asterisks
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Pele
Apr 08, 2013
10:27 AM | | | ; |
InvisisbleMan, what pro soccer player did you have?
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InvisibleMan
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Apr 08, 2013
10:29 AM | | | ; |
He played in the Philippines, but we still considered him qualified, my eternal "Eskimo Brother", Daniel Gonzales.
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Miller
Pain
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Apr 08, 2013
10:36 AM | | | ; |
OK I will try and have next weeks predictions up by COB tomorrow.
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Apr 08, 2013
10:42 AM | | | ; |
I didn`t realize bad words would be censored, i thought this was AMERICA!!!
This is America, however we do like to try and keep it clean to a point. Only certain words are censored, it reflects better on our league. Congrats on getting a win Week 1!
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