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05/01 : United crushes Chuck Norris 28-0 United improves to 3-2 on the season, while Chuck Norris drop to 1-4. This is the most points scored in a game this season by United, and the second time United shutout an opponent this season. The victory snapped a 2 game losing streak for United. This is the third time Chuck Norris failed to score against an opponent this season. The loss continues a 2 game skid for Chuck Norris which now stands at 3 losses in a row. These teams are very familiar with one another, having now played 5 times. United has now won the last two matchups. Their previous contest occured in a IFFL - Reston/Fairfax Fall League "Open" regular season game Sep 26 2010, 08:30, which United won 21-14. Overall, United is 4-1 against Chuck Norris. Next up for United is Pain (4-1). That game is scheduled for May 08 2011, 08:00 at LAKE FAIRFAX #6. Chuck Norris will face off against Stone Cold (2-3) on May 08 2011, 08:30 at Greenbriar Park#4.