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Collision vs Outcast - After an embarrassing loss last week to WTF, I got the Gump Gang getting back on track against Outcast Andy and Ocho Homo. Dietze Nuts vs WTF - WTF, riding a big win against Collision last week will get a harsh return to reality against a very good Dietze team. Collision vs Pitbulls - By this point in the day, the Pits should have already embarrassed the Midgets and might be running a bit tired, but not enough to lose to Collision. Look for a tight game with the Cube and the Dogs winning in the end. Dietze Nuts vs The Truth - Dietze should win this handily. The Truth`s offensive line, anchored by everyone`s favorite rolly polly, know it all shoe salesman will struggle to shut down Dietze`s solid pass rush and Dietze will give their QB plenty of time to pick apart The Truth`s secondary. Look for a 2 score win by Dietze. Pain vs Vegas Nights - Pain needs this win if they want to stay in contention for the division title, and they should probably get it. They lead the series 2-1, look for P-Hounds to continue their winning ways. The Penetrators vs Wolves - Wow. Los Lobos are hurting and going downhill faster than Bundy`s diet at a Dunkin` Donuts shop. If it was anyone besides The Pens this would be my upset special of the week. Since it is The Pens tho, look for the wolvies to squeak by, say 21-17. NTAC vs SCAVENGERS - Scavs win. Even they can`t give this game away. NTAC is one of the few teams that lives up to their name. NTAC vs Chuck Norris - Chuck`s only shot left for a win this season. Where`s ARG when you need him? Who wins in a fight between Chuck Norris and the rest of the league? Trick question! No, not really. Norris just flat out sucks. However this did get me thinking about great Chuck Norris jokes. Banditos vs SCAVENGERS - Banditos in a dramatic second half comeback. Pitbulls vs Midgets - Really? REALLY? Can someone say mercy killing please? Mutiny vs Lazy Sundae - The opening battle of the weekend in the Sunset West. Look for Sef and Lazy to win big in this one as they use it as a tuneup for the playoffs. Rhinos vs Untied - Big orange gets back on track this week, and I`ve heard rumors they may actually have their starting QB for once! If so look for their biggest offensive performance to date as they finally break the 17 point barrier! Mutiny vs Outlaws - Battle of the suck. Who cares? The only thing that will make this game interesting is the guaranteed mental breakdown by Andy Reid as Mutiny crushes the Outlaws. Rhinos vs Stone Cold - Austin 3:16 says...you`re going winless suckers. United vs Blue Knights - Man there are a lot of games this weekend. Look for the Blue Knights to make this tough for United, but in the end their defense just isn`t disciplined enough to handle the pitch-o-matic United. Blue Knights vs Outlaws - Maybe the most interesting matchup of the weekend as Andy Reid`s and his former disciples come face to face. Unfortunately the Outlaws have no talent this year. Blue Knights win going away. Stone Cold vs Goldrush - Wow. What the eff is up with Goldrush having a winning record? They win this one too, cause like I said earlier, Stone Cold just sucks. Goldrush vs Lazy Sundae - This is the game where the league octogenarians lock down the Sunset West division title and head into the A playoffs as the #3 seed and Goldrush sneaks in too, thanks to their blowout win over the Knights.