Mr. Experience
Mar 23, 2010
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Boost yourself. What kinda ballers do we have this spring? What school did you play for? Put up your stats!
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I heard
Mar 23, 2010
3:08 PM | | | ; |
A guy on The Truth scored 4 touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, his final touchdown was against his nemesis, “Spare Tire” Dixon
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Player
Mar 23, 2010
3:08 PM | | | ; |
I`m 6`6" 245 lbs. I run a 4.48 40. I can bench 225 lbs. 40 times and have 45" verticle. You know who I am when you see me Sunday.
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Mr Skinny
Mar 23, 2010
3:16 PM | | | ; |
I`m 6`8" 120 Ibs i can wave down a call girl in 1.0 flat, I jump high enuff to clip over grass, and i have the wing spand of a turtle, anybody need one?
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Al Bundy
The Truth
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Mar 23, 2010
3:19 PM | |
I`m hung like a horse
Mar 23, 2010
4:14 PM | |
welL
Mar 23, 2010
4:23 PM | | | ; |
tHE team "BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN" I think they play in FAX league, not here man
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The good ol` days
Mar 23, 2010
4:34 PM | | | ; |
I was a college freeze option WR. Did`nt catch a lot of balls, but knew how to crack back block....Oh, wait can`t do that here!
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#5 USC
Mar 23, 2010
5:54 PM | | | ; |
I was pretty good when i played, i was a tailback in college. Almost won a Heisman, but did win a national championship. Also was suppose to go #1 in the nfl draft but went #2. So yeah that turned out better because i won a Super Bowl, so now i`m ready to win a Flag Football A Championship, but not sure if my team Pain can do that or not.
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hahaha
Mar 23, 2010
7:00 PM | | | ; |
Hi, I`m the poster of this lame thread. I can`t wait to get out there and test my skills against the tough C League competition!
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Mike Vick
Mar 23, 2010
8:39 PM | | | ; |
When the Eagles finally release me, I`m gonna move back to Virginia and tear you boys a new one!
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Badboyz
Mar 23, 2010
9:03 PM | | | ; |
Mike Vick, if you need a team come holla at the Badboyz. We need some help.
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Mike Vick
Mar 23, 2010
9:06 PM | | | ; |
Badboyz, can I bring my bro Marcus too?
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Rookies
Mar 23, 2010
9:59 PM | | | ; |
Stats for the best IFFL players include:
Ability to eat 6-7 doughnuts in 2 minutes
Ability to eat Mcdonalds on the way to the field and not crap your pants before halftime.
Ability to get hammered the night before the game and still do work.
Have at least 5 seasons of IFFL experience and at least one summer and one winter tourney under your belt.
Working out occasionally, but retaining average speed, average jumping ability, and above average hands and strength.
Strength bonuses are attained in the following categories:
Baby strength - having a child under the age of 2.5
Old Man strength, usually have to be past 28 for this
Farmer strength - if you`re bailing hay you are probably knocking dudes on their butts
Wrestler strength - some have it and some dont
Riding your bicycle across america strength - pretty self explanatory...you know who you are!
The most important is going as hard as you can every play, if you do that you are better than most...
If you have 5 or more of these attributes you are probably a legit IFFL baller
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wondering
Mar 25, 2010
7:02 AM | | | ; |
Who is this usc #5 goin on pain like that if u was as good as u say u would help ya team win A no problem
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RE: wondering
Mar 25, 2010
8:29 AM | | | ; |
How stupid are you? Someone was clearly joking about being Reggie Bush.
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to: rookies
Mar 25, 2010
10:30 AM | | | ; |
that is some funny ish but I would like to add my own stat.
Crushin a Dutchie on the way to games
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another stat
Mar 25, 2010
10:51 AM | | | ; |
Drinking on the way to the games.
Drinknig at the games.
Drinknig after the games.
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re:?
Mar 25, 2010
10:05 PM | | | ; |
A blunt,herb,grass,pot,reefer, phatty, sticky icky, wacky tobaccy, a bob, kush, cappi, funk, skunk, a j, indo, outdo, mike herbin, greenery, home grown, a marley, a joint. Did I forget any? Please feel free to add.
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won`t be illegal
Mar 26, 2010
10:38 AM | |
Cali Boy
Mar 28, 2010
0:54 AM | | | ; |
Its not gonna be illegal anywhere soon. Once they see how much money Cali makes by taxing it.
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