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 poll question: "Banditos or United"
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United gets it after Banditos lose both24   54%
Banditos win one more and get it20   45%
who

Jun 01, 2009
10:56 AM

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who gets the last spot?

player

Jun 01, 2009
11:25 AM
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which is a better matchup (competitive) against #1.

fyi

Jun 01, 2009
11:34 AM
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Banditos will not be #16 if they get in.

Player

Jun 01, 2009
11:43 AM
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Correct...think Sharks is.

Skinny Gus

Jun 01, 2009
12:00 PM
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If United gets in, those old farts seem to give every team hell.

Vet

Jun 01, 2009
1:04 PM
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The other teams just feel sorry for them so they take it easy on them. That`s why all their games are pretty close. The other teams don`t want to disrepect their elders.

Dat Dude

Jun 01, 2009
1:39 PM
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I have to agree. Plus, their QB is the biggest flopper in the league.

Observer

Jun 01, 2009
1:45 PM
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don`t think he`s flopping, i saw a few of their games and he definitely got hit pretty hard a few times.


Dat Dude

Jun 01, 2009
2:04 PM
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They don`t call him the Vladdy Divac of flag football for nothing!

Dan Marino

Jun 01, 2009
3:08 PM
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I see Banditos beating United by 6 points, it`s a lock.

Laces out Dan

Jun 01, 2009
3:13 PM
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No Dan, it`s not a lock because they are not playing each other. Banditos are playing Dietze and Outcast. If they win one of those games they are in the A playoffs. Lose and they are in B where they deserve to be anyway.

Dat Dude

Jun 01, 2009
3:17 PM
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I have to disagree Dan, I think the Banditos beat United by at least 14. That flopping quarterback on United is like a fish out of water. Plus, United`s line is weak.

Vet

Jun 01, 2009
3:19 PM
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i heard their center is soft too like their o-line!

BUT

Jun 01, 2009
3:26 PM
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United`s regular season is OVER. The question is can the banditos beat Dietze or Outlaws this weekend to make the playoffs over United?

banditos?????

Jun 01, 2009
3:26 PM
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you all cant be serious right? they have 3 wins and 2 of them against 1-6 teams and you think they will beat united by 6? united 21-10

hey where is the brackets and playoff schedule you are seeing this on?

not so fast

Jun 01, 2009
3:28 PM
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I would not be to quick to say united season over dont forget they won the b last spring.

Vet

Jun 01, 2009
3:30 PM
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United wins 15-7, all field goals for United.

True Vet

Jun 01, 2009
3:33 PM
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Win by field goals...their kicker sucks arse!

NO!

Jun 01, 2009
3:54 PM
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The point is not if the Banditos could beat United or not. I said United`s REGULAR season is over, the Banditos is not yet. Who cares which one of these teams could beat the other? The thread was asking who you thought would get into the playoffs United, whose regular season is done, or the Banditos who will have to beat either Dietze or Outcast to make the A playoffs. There are no brackets posted yet because the regular season is not over.

Who cares?

Jun 01, 2009
3:59 PM
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To respond to NO! Who cares? Either one of those teams United or Banditos will be one and done in the A playoffs anyway. Maybe they should hope to end up in B where they may have a chance.

true

Jun 01, 2009
4:13 PM
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so is your your team...

Vet

Jun 01, 2009
4:20 PM
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The only position that United has is a kicker.

Dat Dude

Jun 01, 2009
4:50 PM
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I still take Banditos over United.....however, I change my score. Banditos 28-12. United`s kicker won`t make the extra points.

Banditos

Jun 01, 2009
5:18 PM
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United has an ok squad, but Banditos win 42-21

BUT

Jun 01, 2009
5:34 PM
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WHO DO YOU THINK MAKES THE PLAYOFFS BANDITOS OR UNITED? NOT WHO WINS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM?

Dan Marino

Jun 01, 2009
5:38 PM
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Like I said Banditos by 6 over United. Maybe 18-12 or close to it.

Vet

Jun 01, 2009
5:41 PM
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Dan is too busy stuffing his face that`s why he`s not paying attention to the question that is being asked.

Dan Marino

Jun 01, 2009
5:41 PM
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wait..they have to play eachother to get in, right?

Dan Marino

Jun 01, 2009
5:46 PM
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yea, im motor-boatin your sister`s chest puppies

Dat Dude

Jun 01, 2009
5:54 PM
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I still think this is a game everyone wants to see. Give me a dime on the Doritos, and I would also like a side bet with Dan Marino. Nickel says that United`s QB flops at least 4 times during the game.

True Vet

Jun 01, 2009
5:58 PM
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I`ll say United`s qb flops 6 times. The Center will not lay a block and Dan Marino will be eating a bacon cheese burger with a chocolate shake on the sideline.

LMAO

Jun 01, 2009
7:05 PM
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They are not playing each other! United`s regular season is over and the banditos are playing dietze and outcast to try and make the playoffs. Why would anyone want to see two 3 win teams play each other anyway?

Dietze

Jun 01, 2009
9:14 PM
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just lost to the Nighthawks and looked bad doing it (not having your QB will do that to you). Banditos beat Nighthawks 38-7. It would seem that Banditos have a good shot of beating Dietze to get the last playoff spot.

Dietze QBs

Jun 01, 2009
11:09 PM
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Yes we lost our starting QB and one of our backup QBs from Magnums, so we are winging it right now. We have been playing most of the year with 8-10 players so it`s been a struggle. We played one of our worst games in a couple years vs. Nighthawks, dropped several passes, missed wide open WRs, etc. Give the Nhawks credit, they played a solid, mistake free game and deserved to win. If we can even field a team vs. the Banditos, we hopefully will play better and clinch our division with a win. Best of luck to everyone in the playoffs.

Wild Card Game

Jun 02, 2009
9:57 AM
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United vs. Banditos. One game for it all

Mr. Dietze

Jun 02, 2009
11:04 AM
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sounds like you are whinning with all those excuses you gave us for losing to Nighthawks and your future loss to Banditos. Be a good sport and just say Nighthawks beat you fair and square and do the same for Banditos!!!

hmm

Jun 02, 2009
11:14 AM
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Maybe you haven`t seen Dietze`s starting QB. He is definitely one of the best in the league. Their backup QB who is Magnums QB is very good too. It`s a shame both QBs are out though.

Dat Dude

Jun 02, 2009
11:39 AM
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I still got Doritos over United, and Marino gaining 3 pounds this week.

Dan Marino

Jun 02, 2009
1:34 PM
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Banditos over United and Lazy will beat Dietz.

Vet

Jun 02, 2009
1:38 PM
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I`ll pick Diesel to win B. C`mon Andy, don`t let me down.

I just

Jun 02, 2009
5:27 PM
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hate when one team complains about their loss and tries to justify it by saying their starting QB is out and their back up QB does not want to play for you. I did not hear any player from the NE Patriots complain about their losses when T. Brady went down. There is no "I" in team so stop disrepecting teams you lose too.

Player

Jun 02, 2009
6:48 PM
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let`s be honest here. the nighthawks are not good and dietze not having their full squad is a valid reason for them losing to a sub par team in the nighthawks. dietze might lose out and end up being a one and done team in the playoffs b/c of their lack of depth. they have gotten away with it for a long time and now it seems like its catching up to them.

I didn`t read the above post as dietze making excuses. I read it as they are down a few key people and they weren`t able to secure thier division. it sounds like the nighthawks were able to take advantage of dietze`s off game.

I mean the nighthawks only beat the gators by a point... legit, I think not.

@ player

Jun 02, 2009
11:26 PM
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Why all the Nighthawks hate? Nighthawks pulled off an upset against Dietz regardless, and almost got another huge upset Monday night. They might be the Cinderella story of the playoffs...

re:@player

Jun 02, 2009
11:30 PM
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oh please!

Player

Jun 03, 2009
7:30 AM
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And the Gators were tied with Lazy at halftime. I predict they win B.

Bruno

Jun 03, 2009
2:02 PM
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I vote United over Bandaidtoes 22-19. That`s if United sticks with the flopper as their QB.

However, United could easily win 45-19, if they sub in that guy who wears the Axle Rose bandana and Patrick Ewing knee pads.

I once saw him throw the ball over 10 yards, almost hitting his receiver in stride. Granted he was way over the line of scrimmage, but that doesn`t take away from the beauty of his delivery. It was like watching Brian Boitano do a triple salchow - grace in motion.


LOL

Jun 03, 2009
2:11 PM
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Bruno !!!LOL

Adam Lambert

Jun 03, 2009
2:22 PM
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That bandana, knee pad wearing QB happens to be my boyfriend. You also need to remember that he plays with a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth.

United #33

Jun 03, 2009
3:15 PM
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Adam Lambert, you shut your mouth when your talking to me. I will smack that eye shadow off yo face! That boy is mine!

- Meryl Hodge

Player

Jun 03, 2009
4:46 PM
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You re-re`s know that Banditos and United aren`t playing each other tonight.



Dat Dude

Jun 03, 2009
4:54 PM
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I got a dime on the Doritos beating United tonight. Score will be 28-12, Doritos.

Player

Jun 03, 2009
5:46 PM
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Go Diesel!

They

Jun 03, 2009
6:07 PM
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Don`t play United tonight. They play Dietz and Outcast.

Vet

Jun 03, 2009
8:12 PM
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Who won Banditos or Dietze?

Forget that game...

Jun 04, 2009
8:22 AM
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Who won the Badtoes - United game? That is the most important game on the board. It will decide the final spot for the A league playoffs. Can we get an update?

Player

Jun 04, 2009
8:36 AM
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THEY DON`T PLAY EACH OTHER.

Player is right!

Jun 04, 2009
8:43 AM
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the United - Bandoftoes game was cancelled because of lightening. Guess we`ll have to wait to see who get`s that last spot. Does anyone know if their game has been rescheduled yet?

Just In!

Jun 04, 2009
8:52 AM
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The United-Band-of-Brothers game has been rescheduled for release July 4th, 2009. If you need further details please email ou8one2atthey.com

Player

Jun 04, 2009
9:40 AM
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I`m convinced that most of you on here is either stupid or can`t read. Banditos and United will not play each other this season, not in the reg season and not in the playoffs.

Skinny Gus

Jun 04, 2009
9:54 AM
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Banditos will win against United.

United is very old, and slow. I heard that the Persian guy who wears the rag and kneepads has a trick knee, and the 3 foot wonder, aka the Iranian Nightmare, will not be at the game. Also, the D Line for United is soft.

Is this game scheduled for Saturday?

Jordan plus a touch

Jun 04, 2009
10:43 AM
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No idiot, the game is not scheduled for Saturday. They already played last night, game was called due to lightning, makeup is tonight.

MORONS

Jun 04, 2009
11:17 AM
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BANDITOS PLAY OUTCAST TONIGHT IF THEY WIN THEY MAKE THE A PLAYOFFS IF THEY LOSE UNITED GOES TO THE A PLAYOFFS! BANDITOS DON`T PLAY UNITED EVER!!!!

Al Bundy
The Truth
coach


Jun 04, 2009
11:27 AM
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This is, without a doubt, the best thread ever.

Skinny Gus

Jun 04, 2009
11:33 AM
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Hey Jordan, aka Chewy, they didn`t play last night. The game is going to be on Saturday. Banditos are going have United`s QB flopping like crazy, and those crusty wide receivers for United will be winded after 2-3 plays. Banditos blows out United, the line is now Banditos by 21. All scores are bombs thrown on the guy who wears a rag on his head.

United Won!

Jun 04, 2009
12:20 PM
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Back on Sep 06, 2007 9:10 PM vs. United LOST 16-18

http://spring.iffl.us/teams?=414=seasons=141

I remember dis game like it was yesterday. We, the Banditofhoes, was up 16-14. Then they QB was floppin all over the feild like fish without no water. We couldn`t stop him! He just to slippy. Like a bar of soap in the shower. Anyway, they get in feild goal ranch on 5 yard line and number 29 kicks one barley making it over the crossbar. We lost be 3 points!

I`m aint mad at them, but this will not happen again when we play them on Saturday. We going to the A playoffs. United can watch from the sidelines!

re: MORONS

Jun 04, 2009
12:24 PM
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Excuse me Sir, as said in previous post the new date for the Untitled Banjos is July 4th, with free fireworks, family, friends and loved ones are invited to the showing.

VERIFIED

Jun 04, 2009
3:02 PM
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By Dan, assistant coach of the Banditos:

Quote taken from the "Brackets" forum:

"We are playing United tonight. Last night`s game against United was suspended due to lightning. If we win, we are in the A playoffs. If we lose United is in the A playoffs. There is no play in game between Outcast, Overcast and the Doritos, Baditofhoes, Bandaids or Banditos. Just look at the schedule. Good luck United."

Vet

Jun 04, 2009
3:08 PM
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Diesel will win A this year!

Dan
Banditos
asst coach


Jun 04, 2009
3:23 PM
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But in the next post I corrected the statement to say we are playing Outcast tonight and if the game is called because of lightning again we do have a play in game against United on Saturday, according to Tom from a previous post today.

Skinny Guy

Jun 04, 2009
3:41 PM
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Hey Dan....if that really is your name, I got a lot of money on the Burritos. You fart knockers better beat United.

Jordan plus a touch

Jun 04, 2009
4:06 PM
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Let`s pray for rain so Banditos can kick some arse.

Chub Rock

Jun 04, 2009
4:12 PM
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Don`t worry, we are going to smash Unitard. They suck, everyone knows that they are conterfiet. Tom doesn`t want them in the A playoffs. That would be just like giving the Wolves a first round bye.

We will walk all over them on Saturday night. I`ve seen them play and they are NOTHING special. Untied looks like the cast from Cocoon! They are too old to be a serious threat.

Tom, you might as well just pencil the Banditos in for the A playoffs.

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