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subject: "Whos is the oldest? "

Oldie

Apr 26, 2006
4:07 PM

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I mean Emmitt-Smith-you-hung-on-way-too-long old, I mean so old and slow their "go to" players make Marino look like Randy Moss.
I mean so damn old that they actually like the 8 a.m. games because a)they havent been drunk in years b)they dont have to talk to their wives in the morning c)it gets them home in time to take their laxatives.
I MEAN OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fighting Chickens

Apr 26, 2006
4:08 PM


;	We are no spring chickens.

Father Time

Apr 26, 2006
4:45 PM


;	Outcast and Goldrush

What about...

Apr 26, 2006
8:55 PM


;	Rhinos Larrys Scrubs many of the NOVA`s...

Jerry Rice

Apr 27, 2006
9:30 AM


;	Rhinos, Larry`s and Nova`s - 3 of the 4 semi-finalist in 2005. Lazy was the other team (and they have a couple of older dudes on the team as well). Not bad for a bunch of guys who pull up in wheel-chairs and walk with canes. Then again, most are probably married (with kids) and need a couple of hours of break on the weekend.

Old and Slow

Apr 27, 2006
11:39 PM


;	The few hours awy from the wife and kids is great, but it takes 4-5 days to recover from the beating from the 20 somethings out there. We are old and we are slow, but we are always in contention!! Just remember, it`s "flag football", its a few hours of fun on the weekend, NOT a way of life. I love the trash talk, but if you are going to do it, PLEASE use proper English. Long Live the Larry`s!!

Blind Rhino

Apr 28, 2006
8:16 AM


;	"Not bad for a bunch of guys who pull up in wheel-chairs and walk with canes." Not to mention seeing eye dogs!

Rhinos

Apr 28, 2006
9:00 AM


;	Don`t let the Larrys we are old and slow and can not keep up with the young guys routine fool you. They are a well-oiled (old and slow but well-oiled) flag football machine. In fact, I would say we are the only team older and slower than the Larrys.

Rhino 33

Apr 28, 2006
9:27 AM


;	Coach, That reminds me.. I may not be able to make it to the game on Sunday. I got a prostate exam on Monday morning and the doc has got me loaded up on these stool softeners!!!

funny

Apr 28, 2006
10:02 AM


;	unfortunately some of us have approached or are quickly approaching this reality... but it makes me feel good that I`m still on the field with these 20 year olds

Larrys 1

Apr 28, 2006
11:34 AM


;	hey not all of the larrys are old and slow :)