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 subject: "Who has the SMALLEST game time SHORTS in the league?"
Unibomber

Practice Squad #5


Sep 12, 2008
1:47 PM

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This thread should be hilarious. The Winner gets a new pair of shorts on me.

John Holmes

Sep 12, 2008
1:52 PM
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********ma`s shorts were really small when I took them off her last night!

I know I know.....

Sep 12, 2008
1:54 PM
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Number 4 from CN looks like he was playing in his boxers.

Ron Jeremy

Sep 12, 2008
2:21 PM
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One of the lineman from the Penetrators was wearing some super short and tight shorts last sunday. They were camel toeriffic!!!

He wear short shorts

Sep 12, 2008
2:25 PM
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The United QB`s shorts looked like he could have went to work at Hooters after the game.

wow

Sep 12, 2008
2:40 PM
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My vote is #86 on Acid..

My Vote Goes

Sep 12, 2008
2:46 PM
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For #77 on the Midgets he has some pretty small shorts.

Argreed with "My Vote Goes"

Sep 12, 2008
2:54 PM
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Looks like #77 borrowed his shorts from Mini-Me. His shorts are the real Midgets.

Vandy
Imposters



Sep 12, 2008
3:20 PM
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I LOL`ed at work when I read the above two posts.

Thanks for the votes!

Everyone knows those shorts give me incredible speed. There is a direct correlation between the length of your shorts and your speed. I`m glad people are noticing. I challenge anyone to compete with my blazing 5.4 speed.

Also, I would like to say that if I am voted to have the smallest shorts, you can keep your shorts Unibomber. I appreciate the kind gesture, but my shorts cannot be replaced.

The ref

Sep 12, 2008
4:24 PM
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I have seen some of the throwback shorts on the refs. Looks like the early NBA tighty , whitey days !!!! LOL

Agent Double X S

Sep 12, 2008
4:33 PM
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Somebody needs to tell the refs that Champion shorts sizes run very very small.

Lol

Sep 12, 2008
5:20 PM
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I think the refs win this hands down

OH YEA

Sep 12, 2008
10:32 PM
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Yeah man some of those refs have some short shorts!!!!

56

Sep 13, 2008
2:24 PM
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roney from outcast.

Steve McGreevey

Sep 13, 2008
2:28 PM
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Your daddy`s shorts were really short when I took them off him last night, but I did not care.

Steven Q. Urkel

Sep 13, 2008
7:32 PM
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What about me? Got any chesse? My shorts are small and they won`t loosen up!

Steven

Sep 13, 2008
9:58 PM
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You might just be the winner

Look at those Daisy Dukes

Sep 14, 2008
9:18 PM
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The corner from PS looked like he had on baby swim trunks.

another

Sep 16, 2008
1:14 PM
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one of ps linemen where`s nut huggers too.

another

Sep 16, 2008
1:15 PM
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correction "wears"

To "another"

Sep 16, 2008
1:52 PM
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Why you staring at my nuts man? You better pay attention to the game son!

LOL

Sep 18, 2008
8:54 AM
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Cant, your shorts are too little lol

I might

Sep 19, 2008
7:32 AM
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Wear some booty shorts on Sunday. be on the look out

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