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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, `So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?` The Lone Ranger responds, `I`d like to speak to my horse.` The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver`s ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with an attractive brunette on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the woman enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he`s impressed. `You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?` The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse`s ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief`s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a beautiful blonde! She enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. `You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. `What is your last request?` The Lone Ranger responds, `I`d like to speak to my horse....alone.` The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger`s tent. Once they`re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, `Listen very carefully, you ******* horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE`