Letterman
May 19, 2006
2:19 PM | | | ; |
Since this board seems to like to reference "bareback mountain" so often, here is a little humor for the weekend.
Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Be The Same After That Damned Brokeback Movie:
1 "I`m gonna pump you fulla lead!"
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Simmer down -- I`ve been in tight spots like this before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You sit tight while I sneak around behind."
6. "Damn, I`m saddle sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let`s mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got here!"
And, the Number One Old West Phrase That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Brokeback Movie:
10. "Ride `em, cowboy!"
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