04/15 : United crushes Child Please 34-7

United improves to 1-1 early in the season, while Child Please drops to 0-2.

The victory gets United back on the winning track after a loss in their last game.

Coupled with a loss in their previous game Child Please is now on a two game slide. This was the first meeting between these two teams.

Next up for Child Please is Ruckus (1-1). That game is scheduled for Apr 22 2012, 10:00 at Hook Road.

United will face off against TEAM HANA (1-1) on Apr 22 2012, 08:00 at EC Lawrence#1.

cant believe we loss to these fools! BS! should of kept throwing me the ball, they can`t cover me! I guarantee a win if we play them again!

CHILDDDDD PPPPLLEEEAAAAASSSEEEEE

shiz, talk all you want but i know we`ll beat them if we play them again. Another thing, that little dude that play qb...he didn`t do shiz against us.

How did you lose 34-7....

That lil dude is the best QB in the league. Ya foolz just dont know!!

@ To cp2, wtf have you been smoking...hook me up some. that fool aint shiz!

What does that say about your team then???

They SUCK....

is the United QB ?

indian looking dude

How does a player whose team has scored 7 points and given up 60 in two games talk trash like this?

it don`t matter about the score, we know we can ball. nuff said!

Yo who is CP2?

it`s me dawg, clinton portis 2.0

You funny sheriff!! That indian dude can throw. That ***** dude can run.. but only lil man can do both.

your right united #10 is no effing joke!

Sorry Tytus I`m late on the post game interview. I was just on an exoticamical photo shoot in the Maldividines Islands...

So first question.. Please tell me you scored? because if not you know what my two word response is going to be. Second) How did it feel to becrushed by a perennially submastandard B team in United and to get your ankles broken by the Oriental Michael Vick? Lastly) Do you think you will be able to get a victory next weekend against Ruckus? I really hope so because they are some scrub.. 1-1 record, but they give you a victory for just showing up with 8 men against Moldrush!

that was good!

that dude didn`t do shiz...not sure y the hype. he couldn`t cover my jock strap!

I personally didnt score, but my teammate who plays on the O-line did. i dont play much on offense, and if i do im usually a decoy. Oriental Mike Vick, O_o, i dont believe i met him. This weekend... i know not what the future holds, do i wanna win, of course. I don know who CP2 plays for, but i don believe he`s on our team unless he`s the other corner, thats the only person i know that still says dawg. hopefully i can convince my coach to put me on the line or at linebacker this week, these steroids ive been taking have me feeling like Superman, lol. Be easy fellas

You cool dude. Don`t let the message board talk get to you. Most just joking. Peace.

Thanks for the response.. we all look forward to next week`s installment! Go get that win, it will make for a much more entertaining post game interview.