Since there are people scouting our team out, give me some info on United.

Watch out for the the little Keebler Elf #10, he lives in a little tree.

No need to worry about United, they are not in the same league as you guys. They should be playing in the B playoff and not A.

Is it dwarfism? Midget?

I don`t know what it is , but I swear I saw him under you womans` dress getting busy !!! You got to admit he is the right height for making her happy ! Maybe you should get off his tip and get on your girl !!!

I bet he`s hung like Mini Me!

Good luck RAGE. see u guys on sunday

Wow! I bet all this advice and messages should help you guys in the scouting of our team. So far the only person with any sense of Football and not insecurities about themselves is, "visitor". The message board stated a question on behalf of Rage, and your replies only show the teams that probably lost to us, criticizing one of our players. Call him small, but guess what? He is in the Playoffs, where are you?

i believe they called me keebler ELF Mr united playa.

They throw to their lineman all day, just cover their tackles and your set. The key to stopping this team is play up on them, they go deep rarely.

Stop talking about the little Fudge maker

Don`t you boys talk about my special little guy like that. Elfie, make them pay by eating the box of all their ladies.

Oh, OH, i know, i know call on me. Okay, United throws all bombs.... to thier lineman. The QB scambles for about 5 minutes and draws enough time for the lineman to get down field, and then bombs away. Then they do a bunch of trick plays, all on special teams. Onside kicks, followed by fake field goals and fake punts. They got this one hot girl that shows her rack off everytime the opponts throw bombs, (distractional purposes). Wow they are really good. Be careful because they have lighting speed mixed with unreal talent, followed by incredible athletic ability.

Check out United`s team page.

good one!