Week 5 - IFFL Spring 2007

Goldrush (-7.5) Entourage
Pain (-6) Prowlers
Lazy (-15) Goin Deep
Outcast (-4.5) Pain
DWC (+9.5) Rhinos
Scrubs (-7.5) Hounds
OverRated (+13) MuddDawgs
Larrys (+3.5) Scrubs
Wolves (-14.5) Union
Diesel (+6) Outlaws
Mutiny (+1) United
CRISAK (+5.5) Diesel
Titans (+4) All Makes
RawDawgs (+21.5) Magnums
Daddies (-10.5) Clubhouse
NOVAs (-28.5) RawDawgs

I like......ummmmm...Scrubs, Union, Titans, CRISAK, and da Dawgs against Nova`s to cover. Fifty Down on each please, reply back if anyone wants to put down.

daymn -14.5 mmm.. well we haven`t played a game yet. we`ve only had 1 practice. we are all suffering from sunburn and if we make any sudden movements our skin will crack up, turn into ash, and eventually disappear!! so it might end up in a 14-0 forfeit!! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!!! hahaha

dayam no love pooh

You almost snuck by me Sheri this week... I`m still pullin my out my hair (what`s left) over Golden State (Gm1) and the Wiz (Gm2) covering the number this week... but now you`re back in my wheelhouse --- Flag Football!!

And no one covers Fag Football like the ARG! (Don`t come after me, Prof Tori Spelling, that one was tongue in cheek, besides.. you thought the capital of New York was New Jersey!!)

So here`s the 5 star.. Bettin Betty, .02 cents, and the rest of you peasants feel free to jump all over this one...

DWC gettin 9 and a hook?!? DWC`s riding 3-0, cuttin down teams, and still barely expected to be within 2 scores of the nearly extinct Rhinos? Talk about no love...

Hey, you think when DWC goes to Vegas, even the hookers don`t give `em love?!? Well DWC, if you need love, come to daddy! Daddy`s got a dime here with your name on it, so go out and show all one-hundred and thrity eight of those Rhinos out there who`s boss.

DWC +9 1/2

Lazy doesn`t cover on Goin Deep;)

Sef, what are you tellin` me man?!? The man responsible for covering a point spread by himself is taking the other team!?!?

Is the fix in?! Or are you just being your usual gracious self in complimenting the other team?

We barely covered against the Prowlers, and overall we`re not playing worth jack. That was our only cover all year.

That is becasue Von is not the QB. O wait Sef don`t you play QB now.

Oh my. Looks as if you`re right.

United 22, good thing you couldn`t "meet up and put cash down before the games". Your handicapping skills were highlighted with a 1-5 weekend;-)

Don`t worry United #22, we all got beat up this week. The ARG`s 5 star DWC at +9 1/2, was not to be - clearly a go ahead week for the oddsmakers. The Rhinos apparently went up early and went up big, leaving DWC barely enough time to get the 6 pts they did.

Clearly, the 5 star was Sef 81`s pick against his own team... Sef breaking all of Pete Rose`s gambling rules and taking the OTHER team!?!? Did someone say MJ?

No, I don`t think Sef was point shaving here. He`s seems to be a stand-up guy, and wouldn`t risk his big money Lazy Sundae contract on a meager Vegas payoff - but clearly this was a message to his team. Is Lazy struggling!? The ARG will keep an eye on this scenario come playoffs.

So Sheri, that leaves the score ARG 2 - Sheri 1. I`m hoping this ain`t the start of a Tony Soprano-style losing streak (and why did they wait for the last season to introduce that story line!?!).

So get those lines out there quick Sheri-baby, I gotta get my guys on the hunt for that insiders edge.

All this talk of Vegas and made guys has got me thinking of the ol` Rat Pack. How`s this for a running crew: Me, Professor Spelling, Betting Betty, Sheri-baby? Hell, I`ll even throw in Wolfpack #50 because you can make up whatever **** you want in Vegas!!

Who`s Betting Betty?

If you don`t know who Betting Betty is, then you don`t know Vegas like I do.

Betty, you want me tell him the story about that time when you, me, and Chaz Sheen rented that donkey and sent it to Vaughny`s room when he was there with Aniston?

No, you tell it.. you tell it better than I do anyways... don`t forget the part about Professor Spelling and the post-op tranny!!

Looks like you took a bath on the DWC-Rhinos game this weekend! Who you got this week to keep you off the vig?

I gave my early thoughts in Sheri-baby`s Week #6 thread, but I haven`t nailed down the..

"Exclusive members only, players club, gold card, platinum-plus, privileged information, insiders edge, 5-star, master lock of the week" just yet.

I gotta wait for the injury wire... You just never know with these older guys. Some of them are so old school, they`re from the school they tore down to build the old school!!!

You win some and lose some; Lets do it again this week, I will take the house on again. Lets see whats going on this week. Looking at the scores, Not much of Sheridan`s picks or odds were good, so i guess i was unlucky in my picks. See my picks for upcoming week in Sheridan`s latest odds.

Not tryin to get the hate train started here, cuz the ARG only hates my Man(and Romey), BUT....

United #22: Did anyone actually ask for your pics? I mean 1-5 last week, ouch! Do you even have any green left to bet? Who`s giving you your info - Jim Rome? I mean, the fun part about betting is occaissionally you win - can you define occaissionally for me?

You better save those wagers for our trip to Vegas. If you lose your airfare, I`m givin your spot to Salisbury, a.k.a. "Serious Sean"

Besides, Sheri-baby told me he`s only takin your calls so he can collect from you to pay me! I just don`t want you to end up in a cornfield diggin your own grave kid.

Ha! Ha! ARG is the man. Hey man don`t give up my air fare yet, we still got the rest of the season to go, afterall we tally up the earning or debt at the end. I stated my three picks on the Updated version, you state yours and we keep count.