Here`s where they open, provided we play the games:
Visting Team Home Team
Shockers -3.5 Armada
USIS +2 Southside Grays
Shockers +5 Quality Hibachi
Wolf Pack +7.5 Quality Hibachi
DC Apex -10.5 Chuck Norris
The Penetrators -4.5 Off in the Shower

For example, Off in Shower is favored by 4.5 points. Any action?

shockers are not going to beat armada

everything else looks right

I would put:

Shockers vs Armada PK
Shockers -2 Quality Hibachi

shockers can beat anybody

shockers lost to ucis who lost to wolfpack

shockers lost to usis who lost to wolfpack who lost to southside who lost to armada...therefore schockers will lose to armada

armda 17 shockers 10

so who thinks "The Penetrators" have any chance to beat "Off in the Shower".

Shockers have no D and neither does Armada since SouthSide scored 21 on them and Irrevence scored 14.

I say it`s PK.

Everyone will beat "Off in the Shower"

Is quality Hibachi that good? They giving up points against shockers? Can i place a bet? I`ll take shockers... money line.. no pints.. pays 2 to 1 :o

They tied Chuck Norris and we know Chuck Norris is the favortie to win C.

So the lie is appropriate until they prove Vegas wrong.

irrevence will win the C

chuck norris will spend another year in C

If that`s the line and the book is open then I would like to make a wager...
Dare I say "Lock"

shockers lost to usis b/c it was there first game in the league. i saw them play both games and they were a completely diff better team the second game.

RB=Shocker?
if not,get off their D#%@!

just tryign to get an early jump on the bandwagon

Who are the shockers anyway? Have they played in a different league before or something? They didnt look that spectacular to me their first 2 games... I`d watch Chuck, they are looking strong.

southside grays got no skill but got experiance.
usis are average all around
shockers`s qb carries the team
wolfpack got tallent but not enuff experiance
armada got offense but no def
the rest i haven`t seen so i wont` talk

Y DOESN`T ANYBODY SAY WHAT TEAM THEY ARE ON? ARE YALL SCARED SOMEBODY GONNA SHED A TEAR?

we probably wont be playing this weekend due to the rain what are the lines for next week?

Who is this team The Penetrators? Does anyone know any of them.

we are a bunch of porn stars

What team you play for? You seem to know a lot.

i say wolfpack over hibachi and wolfpack over armada

wolfpack needs to win a game first before talking shiet

ey why dont` you put ur team name up HMMM? we won a game already and we gonna keep on rollin ova yall. watch me plow thru armada`s oline dis sunday. n i know hibachi did a raindance last sunday cause dey didnt` wanna face dis. hahah

I don`t have any insight to share on this C league... After all, bettin on C is about as exciting as betting on the WNBA (and I don`t wanna talk about that dark time in my life.)

But I do gotta hand it to the originality of these names... I mean Irreverance seems to be already be living of to its name showing just that to the rest of the league.

And thanks to another poster, I finally get it - Everybody beats.. Off in the Shower. Nice work there fellas!

We got some historical throwback with Southside Grays, and I`ve finally found a Quality Hibachi!!

Although, when you guys do decide to step up to the bigs, you will want to change your name to something that shows you`re serious about this ultra competitive flag football, something that invokes fear into the hearts of your competitors, a name that instills a tradition of winning and excellence. Gentlemen, I give you... the Scrubs, Overrated, Lazy Sundae and THE Union (I hope they`re not referring to THE Union between gay men!!)

The C league names are funny I agree. However, when you speak about changing names to something SERIOUS and something that invokes fear. Speaking on the team name basis and not the teams` level of play or history; those team names you mentioned don`t sound any more serious than the ones in the C division.

fa·ce·tious /fəˈsiʃəs/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-see-shuhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective 1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.
2. amusing; humorous.
3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

think Anal Retentive Gambler was joking there Honestly?... think about it...

Thank you Please Note.

I gotta start playin to brighter crowds..

Don`t worry ARG. I got your wittism.

I`m glad someone finally caught my.

man this board was suppose to be bout who is gonna win this weekend. Anal retentive gambler and betting betty have made it a love connection chat room.

We don`t pay attention to 1-2 teams

Ok fellas, what`s the spread this weekend?

Here`s my humble opinion:

ARMADA -5 Wolfpack
Quality Hibachi +6 SOUTHSIDE
IRREVERENCE -7 Off in the Shower
Penatrators +10 CHUCK NORRIS
DC Apex +6 IRREVERENCE
USIS -7 Off in the Shower

Let`s see how accurate I am.. :)

Armada -3 vs Wolfpack
Quality Hibichi -5 vs Southside
Irreverence -10 vs Showers
Penatrators +12 vs Chuck Norris
DC Apex +7 vs Irreverence
USIS PK vs Showers

I don`t think Southside has what it takes to beat the Hibachi.

let me get this straight cuz i dont know how betting lines work but "Off in the Shower" is projected to win both games by, Gamblers Anonymous, post. so does Gamblers Anonymous post have us winning or losing?

The teams in Caps are the favorite. They should win by the number stated after their name. For example in the first case, Armada should win by 3 points, so they are giving wolfpack 3 points.

Keeper, my lines were just my humble opinion. But how do you put a new unestablish team a favorite against a veteran team? Southside might not be solid all the way around, but they do have experience...

No Off in the shower are not favored to win.

The team with the (+ #) next to their name means they are underdogs and the other team is favored to win by that amount +.

ie - APEX +6 Vs Irreverence

Means that Irreverence is favored to win by 6+ if we were betting then they`d have to win by 6+ to cover the spread.


The (-#) next to the team name means that team is FAVORED to win by at least that much.

ie USIS -7 Vs. Shower = Shower +7 Vs USIS


Correct me if I`m wrong.

In Jimmy the Geeks first post he states:

The Penetrators -4.5 Off in the Shower

For example, Off in Shower is favored by 4.5 points. Any action?

He got it backwards. If OFFinTHEshower is favored to win, then they should be GIVING 4.5 and not getting!

Hahaha Good catch GA. I just noticed that.

Southside Vs Hibachi will be a toss up.

I`d choose Experience and Chemistry over a Rookie team too. However, judging by Southsides` previous season records it seems like Rookie teams have had the advantage.

How many teams make it to the playoffs?

I can`t believe there`s a "C-League" for betting as well. How did you guys make it through college???

If the line is The Penetrators +100 vs. Off in the Shower, then The Penetrators are GETTING 100 points. It`s Penetrators_100 to Shower_0 at the opening kickoff. Off in the Shower has to score at least 101 and keep The Penetrators from scoring to cover. In this scenario Off in the Shower is the favorite.

If the line is The Penetrators -100 vs. Off in the Shower, then The Penetrators are GIVING 100 points. It`s Penetrator_0 to Shower_100 at the opening kickoff. Penetrators has to score at least 101 and keep Shower from scoring to cover. In this scenario Penetrator is the favorite.

We`ll get to the over/under and money line next week.

Southside do have experience...but if that was the case then they should win the whole C division right? They are a good group of guys that likes to have fun but just being realistic, Hibachi will be too much for Southside.

I haven`t seen Hibachi play yet. So they are good enough to beat Southside?

they tied one of the top two teams. i would say thats good enough

See what I mean when I say betting on C is like taking action on the WNBA.

Check that.. I`m pretty sure Chamique Holdsclaw knows what a point spread is...

Thanks for the clarification I was more than certain people were interpreting the points wrong. And I`m glad you guys think my team “Off in the Shower” sucks. I love being the underdog.

When every stops beating "off in the shower", you`ll get more respect.

What team do you play for Keeper? Never know anything can happen on any given sunday...

Not sure how much respect Off in the shower will get if the win.. People might just think the other team sucks more?

yeah anything can happen on any given sunday. that i post up is only for entertainment purposes. i`m by no mean a fortune teller.

i mean what i post up on the boards is for entertainment only and to start up a few conversation

Yea. I look forward to this weekends match ups.

forget the point system. straight up put the points so everybody is clear.
Armada 7 Wolf Pack 28
Quality Hibachi 28 Southside Grays 7
Irreverence 7 Off in the Shower 7
The Penetrators 14 Chuck Norris 7
DC Apex 0 Irreverence 7
USIS 14 Off in the Shower 7

#50...What league are you looking at dawg?

Armada is not going to loose to Wolf Pack by 21. Thats crazy talk right there.

Hibachi and Southside will be a closer game. Ivverence will WIN over shower...not tie.

Chuck Norris will win over Penetrators easily.

This is what I think:

Armada 21 Wolfpack 18
Quality Hibachi 14 Southside 7
Irreverence 20 Off in Shower 6
Penetrators 6 Chuck Norris 21
DC Apex 0 Irreverence 14
USIS 13 Off in the Shower 14

I believe #50 is part of the wolf pack.

I`ll buy yall some ProHok, Ni-Mam, and some *Ka peet*

if yall lose, eat a spoon full of proHok and ka peet

yuuuuup im part of wolf pack. n i`m not asian so i dont` get wat ur talkin bout. but keep at it and u might make a joke that someone can laugh at.

yo wolf pack is gonna tear thru everysingle team from now on. n we gonna make an example of armada this sunday. so its gonna be a big win.

a funny joke is how wolf pack is going to dominate c league, you couldn`t even score against south side grays.

Can we just play the games and lose the trash talking?

no trash talking here..

haha trash talk is all fun. IS THAT RIGHT has a point though. Can`t dominate the league if you cant even score on SouthSide.

y u got somethin against trash talk? it puts meaning in each game. if yall take it too serious den yall too sensitive. i think everyone should rep there team here an talk trash an back it up the next sunday. not win a game then talk trash. n hahaha yea man i can`t believe we didn`t score against southside. but thats changed. remember its not bout winning your first games, its about winning your last games.

for once #50 is right. Nothing wrong with trash talking if nobody takes it seriously :)

armada sucks and wolf pack sucks. not worth talking about

Bet this for sure. Who ever wins C this year will get waxed next year. So enjoy it now. While it last ladies.

look at diesel. they won last spring C league then went to the open league last fall and could not buy a game.

yo .. IS THAT RIGHT .. yea we couldnt score against Southside .. but we scored 20 and 14 the next games .. probably against more talented teams than Southside .. so what do u make of that ? atleast we`re getting better .. and this is the first year we`re playing .. and maybe other ppl recognize we`re good .. otheres recognize we suck .. so what ? this is why we play the games .. yea ARMADA is 1-1 .. we`re 1-2 .. we dont look at records .. we look at the team we play .. one week at a time .. im not here to talk trash .. whoever #50 is on my team .. i dunno why hes talkin alot .. but he does what he does .. in the end .. its my team .. and the other team thats on the field .. no one else

one shall stand and one shall fall

How can you not know who`s #50? He said he`s not asian. Last check I believe most of wolfpack were asian.

I`m going to say this game ends in a tie.
So I`ll take your action GA. Give me wolfpack +5 for fifty cents.

I agree with Deuce. Everyones first game is all about getting the kinks out and getting your feet wet.

Wolfpack has been getting better and better since their first game.

#50`s trash talking and confidence has brought the line down. Hilton`s line is now set at 3. Armada -3. Betty Boot, if you want some action i`ll play you for lunch. hahahahhahaha

Wolfpack are nothing but a bunch of losers. Their best player is the kicker. Sexy summa *****.

Yea you guys are getting better but you gave up 26 and 13 points in a game that is less then 40 mins. I guess you like to put alot of pressure on your offense. hahahahaha

the game is at 8am.. too early for me. I think Armada should win.

We will hands down win this mutha!

Who is DC apex? Anyone got info on them?

I am bored by the C League

Hate it or love it i put some spice in this boring league. people are finaly talkin to each other rather den showin up for 40 min an den dats it. for those who care i speak for myself not for my team. dats y i put #50. so yall know who i am on the field. n ima always say that wolfpack can take down anyteam. if yall wanna say we suck go ahead, i dont` mind cause it makes it that much better when we win. see wat yall dont` know is most of the teams here at playin at their peak, we just gettin started.

man wat r u talkin bout? our kicker sucks, we cut him last week. he kept showing up for practice in short shorts.

Man.. I`m talking to myself now?

"I put some spice in this boring league"
- It`s probably boring because you all aint winning.

"Wolfpack can take down anyteam"
- Miracles do happen

"if yall wanna saw we suck go ahead....makes it that much better when we win"
- So I guess it makes it that much worse when you lose?

"see wat yall dont` know is most of the teams here at playin at their peak"
- How do you know that?

nice....

#50, I hope you get punished by the O-Line!!!!!!!!

Sunday sould be pretty interesting.

man show up on this beautiful sunday and we gonna kill..

of youth....

I thought you had to be at least 18 to play in this league. Since when did they let little kids with big egos in?

Just play, if yall start winning then i`m sure you will turn some heads and get some recognition.

yea we lost and didn`t score on southside grays, but should`ve waxed them, but that was our first game. next time when we see em its gonna be a different story. but our other games we came out firing against better teams. its not on how u start ur games but how u finish.and its wack when u gotta play against a 15 minute clock when ur down. lets get itt

Lets move on....

yea n i thought they had an age limit too. i can swear some of yall in dis league are at least 40.

I bet them 40yr olds can run your team to the ground..

There are some 30-40yr olds that are in better shape than you young bucks...

listen old man, if you got your son playing beside you on the team its time to give it a rest. n im sure tom doesn`t appreciate u using ur senior citizen discount for the league fee

yes it does seem that some of the players have resperators on the sidelines. Also thier girlfriends/wifes look like the cast of golden girls.

children children tsk tsk tsk
no respect for your elders anymore

No respect at all. Have you seen some of the older Open league teams play? You can learn something, in the mean time how about you go take your Flinstone vitamins, eat a bowl of wheaties and hope you don`t get wrecked by Armada this weekend.

Hey #50 just do your talking on the field, your probably a 2nd string player anyways.

Wow, i just finished reading all that "nonsense". Yes #50 does seem to talk a lil trash but it really doesnt do any good on a forum. But like he said just to spice things up.

Do not JUDGE Wolfpack by listening to #50.

We lost to Grays....it was our 1st game in this league....learned from it and became better.

Armada....you guys gave us sum tips and i kno yall...so its all fun n games.

I just cant wait to play this Sun. Keep the trash talkin on the field, where you can actually back it up...Sunday.....GAMETIME

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Zzzzzzzzzzzz

man alot of people here are talkin but wolfpack is the onnllllllly peeps saying who they are. come on don`t be scuuured

i know the open teams are good. i didn`t say nothin bout the open league. my trash talk is strickly to c league cause those are my rivals. and by the way i don`t eat wheaties.. i eat cheerios, so in your face. n observer, im no backup, ima first string badass

Props to #50. i dont` put my name because my team would cry about it. I`m not scared, just don`t want to hear it from the team. Not saying what team i`m in but looking forward to facing wolfpack.

this is the most viewed posting. And it is because of wolfpack. Maybe there is something to trash talking. I want to know if wolfpack thinks just armada sucks or everybody does.

i haven`t seen alot of the teams play but from what i see. wolfpack #1, armada#2, habachi#3tie wid shockers, den usis den greys. the rest probably fit in higher then these teams but i dunno.

see all of you tommorow .. the weather will be beautiful

WOW .. we dont think anyone sucks .. we have respect for everyone of the teams that we compete against .. we know ARMADA .. we are just confident .. and plus .. atleast we made it interesting since ppl keep comin back to this post right ? haha

What were the scores from this morning?

I think we should let the penetrators start a League D. This way they can learn some fundamentals of flag football without wasting everyone else`s time!

I saw those fools play! They don`t even block for their QB!

they have a qb?

Did they switch QB`s btw? Does anybody even know these clowns?

We played them last week, their QB blows, maybe the penetrators should think about going on the free agent list and getting a new team together

man that wasn`t me sayin that

do you bother taking a shot at their qb, your (wolfpack) qb aint actually perfect. yours is doo doo to average

Did you really just say that? WOW! That is all have a good day everyone...

Our QB is dark as DOO DOO

1. that wasn`t me or wolfpack sayin dat
2. wp qb and the rest of team is vicious now

Unless wolfpack signed a new qb or got all new players i dont think you all are vicious.

I agree, I hope we got new players to replace others *ahem* 50 *ahem*

naw we were vicious before, we just had to get rid of dead weight off our backs. gettin rid of 90 pounds of awesome has done wonders. n unless reggie bush went back in time an convinced all the mothers of off in the showers to have abortions an then have $ex with him and yall the offspring of that, yall dont` got a chance against us.

wahahahahahah

Oh sh*t let the talking continue.. Off in the Shower vs Wolfpack. Who gonna win? It`s going to be a good game..

Awesome is on WP? you sure bout that 50?

Yeah awesome is on wp, hes actually gonna be a unrestricted free agent after this season. So if anyone is interested in a FS/SS/DE/K/P hit me up and we can make a deal.

he waaaaas on wp. but we ended up not having a cheerleading squad so we didn`t need him any more

hahaha... what number? maybe i kno him...

50 we dropped you to specials teams...

yo....you should get the wp girls to rush the o-line instead of 50. they will probably do a better job!

i think awesome is #18. but not sure. he is the asian guy on our team.

y did you put ur name as hahaha? Maybe cause ur team is a freakin joke.

but you look like a joke!

laaame. get some jokes den talk

lame is your game. the only thing you accomplished this season was the blocked pass you had on the penetrators qb. then you celebrated like you caught an interception and ran it all the way back for a td. i bet your own teammates can attest to that.

okay statmasterflex, yellin aint` celebratin. since u on ma nuts dat bad u gonna want to see wa i do dis sunday. n rep yo team, or yall suck too much an ashamed? talkin bout wp girls.. pshhh

haha

haha yeah awesome is on wp, 50 is 50, but someone might just be puttin 50 as a name to **** **** up. its gonna be a good game this sunday, for the wp that is

and no we didn`t get a new roster we still got the same people on our team from the begining

yall talk way too much

u ready tu? its gonna b a niiiiice day to play football