Week 6 - IFFL Spring 2007

NOVAs (-14.5) Daddies
Magnums (-7.5) Titans
Clubhouse (-7) RawDawgs
All Makes (-3.5) Magnums
Clubhouse (+12) Titans
United (-7) Diesel
Union (+13) Outlaws
Diesel (-3.5) Union
Goin (+8) Goldrush
Outcast (PK) Lazy
Prowlers (+11) Goldrush
Goin (+7) Pain
Entourage (+3) Prowlers
Larrys (+3.5) DWC
Hounds (+7) OverRated
Rhinos (-14.5) Scrubs
Rhinos (-17.5) OverRated
MuddDawgs (-11) Hounds

Diesel got lucky againts Crisak too. If Johnny didn`t get tossed out the game, they would of beaten Diesel easily. Teams with asian QB should go back to C league.

I put my money down on:
Daddies - will cover spread
Titans - should cover spread
Diesel - should cover spread vs United
Going Deep - i say will win
OverRated - i say will win

50 bones on each please

novas have covered the spread in all four games, you wanna waste your money on that?

Early thoughts:

The Rhinos gettin` all kinds of love on both ends of a double-header. Could Sheridan be in the Rhino`s Army - Army of One (Hundred)?

The Hounds haven`t come within 11 of anybody all year.

And ditto the other poster.. NOVA`s covered what, 28, last week? Don`t see the number this week being a problem. I don`t care whose Daddy their playing.

Outhouse and RawDawg(meat) - someone`s actually favored by 7 in this battle of Oh-fers?!?! Gotta take the dog in this one.. unfortunately that dog is raw.

And lastly, I`ll take Lazy anytime you give me a pick`em. You better fix that by post time Sheri-baby.

a dime on the prowlers entourage game, i think those boys will be tired the second game and entourage will cover

I can tell you that Sheridan is definitely not in our camp. However, I have questioned some of the moves in some of our games that have allowed us to cover the spread. I hope I don`t get fined or subpoenaed for that statement. LOL! I can tell you ARG, we won’t cover against OverRated. If their QB, Jaimie, gets to running and we can’t contain him, it may be a long day for us especially coming off of a back to back game.

Rhinos92Locs -

Can you be sure that a single man in that entire army of Rhinos moonlights as Flag Football handicapper?

And what`s with this guy Locs? Not only does he say his number so we know who he has, he goes on to add the Locks to his name, as if bragging b/c the rest of the Rhinos can`t grow any. Seriously, is there such a thing as a retired Rhino?

All Rhino players must be able to acquire a top secret clearance. And once you’re a Rhino, there is no getting out. I’ve been trying to get out for years but my family has been threatened thus forcing me to travel from Baltimore every Sunday morning.

ARG, Yes, there are a few Rhinos who have been sent out to pasture or have been thinned out by the herd. However, as long as we keep playing we continue to get the senior citizen discount from all IFFL sponsors.

As for 92Locs, he is probably the only one on our squad who can pull off the dreads without looking ridiculous.

you mean the preditor

Uh oh.. I see a `Ding!` on the horizon for this guy.

Battle of the suck is this weekend.

Clubhouse and RawDawgs

Will RawDawgs get their first points this weekend?

I think they will...any bets?

another battle of the suck:

Hounds and OverRated

My money is on OverRated.

battle of the suck is Diesel and United.

United got lucky against Mutiny

They have this little asian qb that doesn`t throw more then 5 yards downfield. Boring as hell to watch them.

To `you mean`... that would be "Predator." One of my favorite movies no less. In addition, ARG, I would be privy to accompany you to Vegas Ocean`s Eleven style. However, you must get this idea of me being effeminate out of your mind. I assure you that I am all man. English was my minor with a double major in broken hearts and false dreams. I`ve been dating, laying, and fornicating since before you won your first dollar playing go fish with grandma. I`m a bonifide rich woman`s lover and poor woman`s dream. So count me in (no pun intended). While you`re counting your poker chips in Vegas luxury, I`ll be upstairs giving physical examples of the proper spelling of the words hot nasty procreation (we`ll leave the trannies for Salisbury). Ding.

like Forrest Gump, that boy can run.

"yup yup"......"Teams with asian QB should go back to C league"......why does it matter??

Crisak had the ball first, with hothead still in the game and Diesel forced the turnover and were in the redzone when the incident occurred. So the only thing that`s easy is having Crisak on your schedule.

whoa man, i was only kidding. don`t get me mixed up in your racist tendencies.

Professor, no doubt you`re all man, ladies choice. I still got the pictures with you and the Hilton sisters to prove it. The post op was just one helluva practical joke, you gotta admit.

Why don`t you tell `em about the time we played Strip Spelling Bee with the girls from The Speariment Rhino?

Crisak went three and out on the first possession against Diesel and Diesel went right down the field and was inside the ten before the incident occured.

"Teams with asian Qb should go back to C league".....what the F is that?!

Richie #7

I am so f`ing sick of these losers hiding behind this message board. Why don`t you ever state your name when you write your racist crap? Since you think the Asian QB`s should go back to the C league, what about the black QB`s? You going to say they should go back to the B league?

This messageboard has a few bad apples, that try and ruin this thing for everyone.

You are a loser. Grow the f` up, and shut the hell up about a players race.

we would have a few more wins if they went back to C league and played US

This is not very nice! We all play to have fun and I believe everyone is over 18 years of age. Some of these comments need to stop. It was a good game against Mutiny and as for luck; comon now. Mutiny beat Outlaw off their own mistake and nailed a 40+ yard field goal to win in the closing seconds. I didn`t see one message from Outlaws the following week stating luck. The Mutiny QB came up to me at the end of the game and told me that we were lucky, i guess he forgot his win last week; No disrespect for Mutiny but we have lost games the same way and we don`t complain, thats just the way the ball goes. Either way Mutiny played a great game and their team has improved since last season.

yo guys calm down. i was kidding. i am asian (korean) and i know hong and andy very well. those two guys are the better asian players in this league...also two of the better QB`s in the league

i dont think andy is asian...he`s black

aka Kid form Kid `n Play.

re: yo

OMG, man I can`t believe you went there lol.

Bringing back memories of when hip hop was pure. Got to represent Annandale though.

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aren`t the raw dawgs ranked in top 10?

that`s f*cked up man. Good display of ignorance and hatred

Just ignorant. Cho Seung-Hui and Andy or not even the same race.

Lets get off this race tip and get back to what we were talking about. I think Magnums will loose to the Titans. Magnums have only played weak teams.

dawgs will win the championship

Okay i like Titans over Mag, Diesel over Union, and Scrubs to cover over Rhinos. By the way, I knew Andy when he had that Fade Top Dew and he was gangstah then and a lover now. Times change haven`t they Diesel #7. Nice Pic Andy Bush! take it easy on us this week.

These kids grew up and played together since elementary in Annandale

Hoang - United
Pouria - United
Kave - United
Chapster - United
Huy - United
Andy - Diesel
Corey - OverRated
Nidal - Wolves

who gives a $hit?

One day we will all be UNITED!!

I`m down with all being united... but do you all want to hear who I went to elementary school with?

Oh man, if only you saw Shannon Hoffman and that sweet training bra!!

annandale baby...andy nice pic forgot about that kid n play look...LOL GO UNITED.

this is a msg board for discussion, not attacks. you all seem to have so much to say, why not just do so at the game? just a thought...

Ok peasants…I’m back. I was outta town for an overnight with Professor’s sister, Tori, down in Palm Springs. (I don’t like to tell tales, but don’t be surprised if her lips look all swollen again!)

Anyways, everyone is clamoring for the exclusive members only, players club, exclusive members only, gold card, platinum-plus, privileged information, insiders edge, 5-star, master lock of the week. Even United #22 has been all over my like a case of the Romey crabs. Well, the truth is peasants, I don’t have one…

WHAT I HAVE IS EVEN BETTER!!! Words can’t even describe this pick. I’d call it a 10-star, but that is so ridiculous only U-#22 would understand it. Sheri-baby hasn’t updated his pick’em in the Lazy v. Outcast matchup. I warned him he better, and he didn’t. (Just like a woman, not to listen to her man!!)… So I’m goin for my Man’s throat this week.

Here it is… double your normal play and take Lazy givin…. Oh wait, they ain’t givin’ $hit!! Unbelievable! These guys are Champions?!? That’s right with a capital “C”?!?! That’s like getting the Patriots at a pick’em over the Chiefs!?!? I don’t wanna take anything away from Outcast, BUT LAZY!! And no points?!?! When I open up this website, http://spring.iffl.us, whose picture is on there with the trophy, the medals, the smiling faces, the cute kids proud of their fathers? That’s right – the Canes!! Well, we all know Lazy has a horrible equipment manager, but a terrific team nonetheless.

Sometimes Vegas slips up my peasants, and this time I’m offering you all a chance to take advantage!

This one’s a double play Sheri-baby. Forget the dime, I’m going TWO dimes. The way I see it, me being 2-1 now (minus a lil’ juice), will put me at 4-1 when this golden goose lays its’ egg!

LAZY in a pick’em – Double up.

This is one of the classic IFFL matchups.Two old school teams that ALWAYS play each other tough.Usually comes down to the last play of the game.Both squads are talented.This game will decide the division champ.I`m not gonna miss this one !!!!

Make sure you bring your chapstick and kneepads. Gobble gobble.

I don`t think I will need chapstick and kneepads with your woman.

What a comeback. Whats next? Calling me a poophead?

I am not on here to amuse d*cks like you.If I wanted to hear from an ******* - I would have farted. Unfortunately, no talent, immature , monkey beating zit poppers like yourself have nothing better to do than to annoy those of us who enjoy this website.Oh, I forgot - poophead.That should make you happy !

Chapstick and knee pads..... sounds like you have done this before.Did you think of that or is it from experience ?

for shame prof! it`s not "this idea of me(sic) being effeminate," it`s "this idea of my being effeminate." ding.

Touche my friend. In my travels, I have seen it used in both of the instances you provided. However, in the attempt to show that I am not without fault at times, I commend thee. Ding to myself.

Ok peasants.. I hate to be an “I told you so” kind of guy.. but I TOLD YOU SO!!! Clearly Vegas was more concerned with Pretty v. Golden this week, because they let Lazy slip by with a pick’em!! Long story short.. Lazy comfortably wins 21-12, and boom-baata.. ARG’s pockets just got fatta!

Anyone familiar with Jim Cramer’s “Mad Money” would know that pick to be the equivalent of an “undervalued stock” – matter of fact he told me so while we were poolside at the Hard Rock, sippin’ mojitos with some of Hef’s bunnies. Yeah that’s right, Jimmy C. from Mad Money is down with the ARG… you know why? Because the cat likes free money!!! And the ARG doles it out each week!!! For those that listen – good for you, you move out of the fiefdom, leave the peasant life behind, and roll with the big spending nobility. For those that don’t… well Lord knows what you do, but it’s gotta suck!

What’s the matter peasant? You don’t like free money?

Note to Sheri-baby: It’s not a game anymore.. that double play leaves me up 4-1 on the year. If I see you, you better at least have an installment. Unless you want something installed up you’re a$$!

OUTCAST BEAT NOVICE TEAMS ONLY ,LAZY IS THE ONLY CONTENDER IN THAT WEAK DIVISION , GOING DEEP SWALLOWED ANOTHER LOSS AFTER THEY PICKED THEMSELVES A TOP TEN TEAM IN WEEK 1

Stop hating on these teams.Outcast lost their QB to a serious injury and the game still could have went either way and going deep got a tie and a hard fought win.You are in need of some serious help.What team do you play for ?

I`ve got to give you props. You have me rolling every time I read one of your posts. C`mon people, let`s give some love to ARG to encourage him to keep us laughing.

To my Fans...

well my one fan. While I thank you, you don`t have to worry about rallying support for me. I will continue to entertain and educate and profit from you peasants until you learn. Along the way, I may single out one of you individually (you listening Romey?), or collectively as a team (or army if you count the Rhinos), but know that its all in jest.

So to my fans, I ask you only one simple thing:

Do any of you know where Sheri-baby lives?