Week 8 - IFFL Spring 2007

*Note only 3 RS games this week

Larrys (-16.5) Hounds
Mutiny (-10.5) Union
DWC (+4) Outlaws

they stink but the larrys not that good.

I copied this from last weeks post when Sheri-baby originally cut the line. I believed it then and still believe it now.. just because the Hounds had a bye doesn`t mean that got better. Add in the fact that the Larry`s are somewhat "bubblelicious" in the playoff picture and I don`t think they take any chances here.

Release the Hounds!! At least that`s what we would say if the Hounds weren`t 0 and 4. (MMmmm... RawDawgs & Hounds.. Note to self: stay away from dog-like names.) So the Larrys roll into town this week with a 3 game win streak and they`re giving 16. Meanwhile the Hounds haven`t eclipsed the elusive double digit barrier on offense, and at this point are just looking to finish the season with at least a perfect attendance award.

I`m not sure if I`m gonna give this one the exclusive members only, players club, gold card, platinum-plus, privileged information, insiders edge, 5-star, master lock of the week designation yet. So stay tuned...

Maybe Sheri-baby will get off his ass and do some real homework this week and give me some interleague action to play with.

By the way Sheri-baby, if you`re not gonna pay me you bastard, I suggest you use some of those funds you`re hoarding to purchase a new digital camera. The one you got now doesn`t exactly take a very state of the art picture if you know what I mean. Whatcha got there? half a mega-pixel? I`ve seen better pics taken from a shoebox with a lens taped to the end of it.


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Whats the line on Rhinos BadBoyz? Im looking to lay down some $$$

if they do not get robbed ,car jacked,molested,in the maryland parking lot they will win easily by 17,if badgirlz dont steal all there footballs during the game!play safe and good luck

Mr. Sheridan, have ARG`s threats frightened you? Have you no testicular fortitude to provide betting information on this weekend`s games? Surely the betting tables do not close simply because the games lack significance. That just means you need to think harder on your lines. At least humor my good friend ARG with some type of statement. In addition, your picture somewhat resembles Captain 20 from channel 20 in the 1980`s. No ding necessary.

I know you VA guys aren`t scared to come to MD. Why do you keep talking about being robbed, car jackings, and etc? We all come to play football and go home to our families. Don`t sound like such a punk. Man up!

Captain 20!! Good pull, Professor!!

You know what`s funny.. I loved that cat on Saturday mornings showing all those beloved cartoons while I stared at the TV gobbin down Fruit Loops in my underoos. The very same underoos I practically $hit myself in the Friday night before watching the late show when the same Captain 20 (only this time as Dracula) came out of the coffin to introduce the late night horror movie. You remember that? I gotta think that was the late `70s more so than the `80s.

I believe you are speaking of the "Creature Feature" I used to watch with Doctor Spelling. Ding.

Still doesn`t beat Saturday morning wrestling! My boy Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka used to bring the pain!

Doctor Spelling? That must be your mom. Because I know your father Aaron, and we all know what I did to your sister Tori.

Sheri-baby? Please? Some more lines? I mean just because we`re dealing with interleague play here, doesn`t mean people aren`t interested?

Does that mean you won`t offer any action on a lil thing known as the Subway Series this weekend in New York?

ARG- Tori??? the original "horse head?" how drunk were you?

Well I got her back when the tiddies were still bigger than her horse face. I admit she`s no Jessica Alba, but she isn`t the most heinous honey to be running around with the ARG stain on her back!

Big money no Whammy, betting all the tacos on overrated thats 1200 tacos on overrated.

Aaron, Tori, and I are of no relation. Ding.