I heard that the Badboyz QB and Tall WR are not going to be at the game this weekend. The WR hurt himself last night in a 4-4 game, and the QB got into a fight and hurt his wrist....

Mark my words BB are nothing without these 2 guys

And Santa Clause is bringing me presents for Christmas.. ha..ha..

If those two homo`s aren`t playing, the Badboyz are toast! Booyaah!

"and the QB got into a fight"

Big surprise there. Cue Scarry Larry telling us the Maryland guys aren`t jerkoffs.

Where`s Scary Larry so we can get the real story behind this one? Is this really true?

THAT DICK FROM FAST N FURIOUS TACKLED THE QB. HE DONT BE TAKING ANY BULL**** LIKE THAT SO HE PUSHED HIM. THEN CRAIG SWUNG ST HIS HEAD LIKE A ***** AND MISSED. AND MY BOY CRACKED THE MUTHA IN THE HAED AND THATS IT. HE GOT WHAT HE GOT CAUZE HE MESSED WITH US. AND B-EZ HAS A BROKEN PINKY FINGER BUT HE AINT MISSING KNOW GAME. AND IF MY HAMSTRING FEELS GOOD I BE THEIR CATCHING BOMBZ. U BEST BELIEEVE DAT

Damn son I can`t spell that well. However what the F did you even say.

I have talked to our QB, he siad his finger isnt broken just slightly bruised. As far as TO..its just a hammy. We will be ready to play.

FU snitch...I know who you are!

He said: The opponent from the team, Fast and Furious, tackled our qb. Our qb took offense to the insult and responded in kind. The instigator swung first, aiming at, but missing, our qb`s head. Our qb was considerably more accurate with his aim, and connected with a punch to the opponent`s head. As the opponent started the fight, he was certainly in no position to object to the results. Alas, in the processes, our qb broke the little finger on his hand. However, our qb will not miss the scheduled game this weekend, and if my (the original author) hamstring injury is sufficiently recovered, I too will play. You have my word.

Dont let that fag Scarry Larry tell you otherwise. Both of them are out. I saw their QB with a splint on his finger. How can you throw a football with a spint on your finger?

And Scarry how the hell you know me man? I havent ever seen or met anyone from here. I just have a mutual friend from playmakers I was telling this about and he gave me this address...stop clowning fool

Translator...

Hilarious!!

@translator. You should become a regular.

what can i say, i loved the movie "Airplane." My services are always available.

larry (T.O.), scarry larry and b-ez WILL play. they are ballas and that is that. yo T.O., you play in D.C. on saturdays? get at me, i lost your number...

TOO Funny!

That honky mus` be messin` wit` my ol` lady? Got to be runnin` cold upside down his head, ya know.

Hey Holmes, I can dig it. Don`t lay no big rap up on you man.

Say hey sky. Somethin` see I wanna lay, pray to J I get the same ol` same ol`.

even if there out, if i`m not mistaken didn`t lazy beat them already...maybe i saw something wrong but last time i checked, lazy beat them 21 - 14 in the turkey bowl..not saying bad boys wouldn`t beat them with healthy squad or not, but scarry larry acting like lazy has no chance and they`ve beatin them before..

who you play for superman? when grown folks are talkin`, zip it

uh oh hit a nerve with somebody..i`m just stating a fact that`s all..you need to take it like a grown man..not saying bad boys can`t beat them..but they sure act like there`s no chance for lazy when lazy has already beatin them..

Point taken Superman...but please tell me where I said Lazy cant beat us....

I always say I think we will win...if you go into a game and you think you will lose....thats most likley why you are in the C League.

TO, ice, heat, and icy hot. Don`t forget to wrap it up. You should be good for sunday.

The Icy Hot patches are money. May have to tape it to your leg to stay in place but it does work. They last up to 8 hours

"Excuse me Miss. Do you speak jive?"

I picked a bad week to stop sniffin` glue.

I HAVE MUCH LOVE 4 EVERY1 ON HERE PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE ME WHO EVER THAT IS I DONT WRITE LIKE THAT BUT U GOT ALL THE Caps IM NOT THE ONLY WIDE-OUT ON THE TEAM JUST RESPECT THE OHTER 2 HE GOT GREAT SPEED AND MY BIG WR 1-HAND MAN THATS WHAT HE DO.
2 MY #1 FAN AND EVERY1 ELSE ITS GAME TIME 3TDs 2int good luck IM 300PERCENT

SPIDERMAN HIT ME UP D 540-379-8290

Translator, please provide your services, kind sir.

Request:

Hilarious!!

The 2 injured players are planning on playing friday in a indoor league...stay posted for their health status....

Good job, Huggy LowDown.

Sorry for the delay, here goes: I respect all the posters on this messageboard. However, someone else is pretending to be me but doing a poor job of it, although he is accurately copying my "all caps" style. Although you should fear my receiving abilities, there are two additional receivers worthy of respect on my team; one with great speed and one with great hands. To my biggest fan and everyone else, it`s almost sunday and time for football. I predict that I`ll score 3 touchdowns and I`ll catch 2 interceptions. I`m feeling very healthy. Lastly, to my friend, whom I call "Spiderman," call me at your earliest convenience at 540-379-8290.

i smell imposter, unless larry moved out to culpeper area, cuz last i checked he had a 240 cell number.

Again, we are going for the blow out. We are all in. Talked to the boyz today and Lazy will have a bad day.

D thats me hit me up my plummer

Yo T.O CAN WE PLAY SPIDERMAN AND MARY JANE AGAIN...I LIKE IT WHEN YOU PULL MY MASK OFF B4 WE KISS...YOU COMPLETE ME MAN

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Keep that $hit going, it`s hilarious!!

Think TO went to school? Judging from his spelling, I think he took the short bus.

Dear Translator,

I commend and appreciate your efforts to make this a more communicable message board for all us. I find your posts not only informative, but a great tool in deciphering what would otherwise be incoherent babble.

I would like to share with you that I have often struggled in what some would call "dumbing down" my articles for the average reader. Simply put, I think most of my audience would struggle with some of the typical jargon that we, in my industry, employ on a daily basis.

Getting to my point, I`d like to inquire if your translating services could be used on my articles? I feel that I cannot truly convey the "real" thoughts in my conscious, when I have to slow down my typing to type such drole as "take the points", "bet the house" or "flush with green". In my world, we summise these items as "dogbet", "unload", and "boom batta, my pockets are fatta" - just because they are so much easier to say.

My question to you is, if I ratchet up my article, could I rely on your translation services?

Thanks in advance for you consideration.

Signed,
ARG

The constipation of my expectation is purely fondulation.... excuse me, I meant ejaculation. I summarize my demise, per say, allow me to affiliate or elucidate my prostate, I mean menstruate on this great state.

To ARG: I`m flattered, but in your line of work, I believe that ignorance by your audience may be to your advantage, so I will decline the invitation at this time. However, on a case-by-case basis, I would be honored to attempt to assist.
To translate dis: "Anticipation is so high, I can hardly contain myself. In the end, what end I do not know, I ponder what will be of this great iffl tournament, for if I`m cut, do I not bleed?"

@Translator Nice!