28.5? Wow, Sweet Mother of Mary! I don`t think I ever recall winning by that much.
Hey ARG, where you at man? Because I`m such a high roller here, the commish was gracious enough to comp me 10 big ones. I got that Trent Dilfer Ravens jersey with my Bark Bowl earnings. I plan on getting the Art Schlichter Baltimore Colts jersey with this week`s earnings. |
Sorry peasants... I`ve been out spending all my Appalachian State winnings, and with the NFL rolling up on us, this IFFL thing is about as exciting as one of Locs NFL memorbilia exhibits. (Art ****ler?!? - Are you kidding me, you stumped the ARG with that one... and that Buckeye better shut his mouth, or I`ll send some App State boys up his way too!)
OSU!! You gotta be kidding me... the only thing they got going for them at OSU is the easy women. When I was there I was eaton a girl from Dayton and dayton a girl from Eaton at the same time! (Don`t ding that one Professor, you gotta read into it)
Anyways, the ARG likes to get cute sometimes... you know the Junkies have the "Teaser King", well, introducing the Teaser Caesar!!
This week is an easy one... tease the Rhinos and the BadBoyz down. With the exception of the Wolves, these teams are playin the best ball right now.
This year will be a three horse race and I still think the Bad Boyz are the best team out there.. I know Wolves will howl, given the trophy they own that says otherwise. But its that ol chestnut about if these two played 10 games, BB would probably win the majority.
Anycrap, sorry for the lackluster effort peasants, but those subscription checks haven`t exactly been stuffin by mailbox lately. Frankly, Ben Affleck`s been bookin more royalties for "Gili" than my newsletter (and he let me know about it last weekend up in Boston!).
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