I’m looking for volunteers to assist in a search and rescue mission for Sheridan and ARG. If you have any experience as an emergency responder, search manager, rescue team member or any skill that pertains to search and rescue we could use your help. Tipsters have called in with several leads on their whereabouts and they have included:

1. The two have something to do with the crazy upsets in college football and are off spending their earnings in the Grand Cayman Islands.
2. ARG finally caught up with Sheridan and a deadly gun battle ensued leaving the two dead.
3. C League posters are holding the two at bay until Tom concedes to their list of demands
4. It was all a scam and the two are off at another league in another state pulling this scam off again.

If you have any clues to where the two might be or if you would like to volunteer for the search and rescue mission for Sheridan and ARG please call 1-800-MESSAGEBOARD-HELP.

funny sh1t

All searches for missing persons begin at two places. Those places being the hospital and jail. I suspect that Sheridan may be in the hospital and ARG in the latter.

Damn! I saw ARG on my carton of 2% this morning when I was having my Froot Loops. What a shame.

Do we need to put Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case to locate these two bamas?

hahahah spelling you spelt ladder wrong...what a dumby

Prof. was correct. He meant "latter" as in ARG is in jail, not the hospital. The "latter" of the two places he mentioned.

Not "ladder" as in you climb a "ladder."

And I`m pretty sure you meant "dummy" not "dumby." Who is "dumby" GUMBY`s older brother?

Stick to football...oh, wait...that`s not a good idea either.

I believe Scarry Larry was being sarcastic as in ironic or cynical.