Just cause I know how much WP wants to start the smack already, I figured we`d go ahead and start a thread for it. Bring it ladies!

haha .. should be a fun game since people think .. you guys are like our other half

haha... hope u guys are fasttttt

SLAUGHTER RULE .. HAHA

Fast?! Son, I`m almost 31, 250 lbs and I....oh wait, nope, slow as ****.

Slaughter rule??? Not if you`re throwing the rock son ;)

haha this is gon be a funny thread to read all week..but yea yall lucky i an`t playin against yall due to my injuries...but haha u all are still in for a game regardless...ey donny...how we say it "2 fasttt for ya a$$$$" lol, but good luck. i will be cheering on the sideline =)

Injured?? Sh1t, y`all better just go ahead and pack it in now. Ray and Jason said #16 was your only weapon!

Wow lol puppypack is coming for youuu bundy!!

Pumba, right? Yeah, you and Timon bring it ;)

man we got enuff weapons to start a war. wut p-squad don`t know can fill a book! haha. i`m still gonna burn ray, and leave jason spining in circles. hahaha oh shiz

puppy pack have mini me receivers, and fat linemen.

Yo donno! man i spin in circles for fun man. You should try it. Should be a fun game on sunday.

dammit Al bundy, imma human being, not a weapon!! lol, but yea team won without me easily. anddd c`mon jason...u know we got a PACK of weapons budddddy...and to ray...hahaha poor poor ray...have fun donny. lmao =)

theres a reason why your name is PRACTICE SQUAD .. cuz when anyone plays you .. they just PRACTICIN` .. hahaha .. damn im lookkin forward to this game .. haha .. Ray .. i kno i call you D-Ray .. but you gon be .. D-less .. haha .. Al Bundy .. i got respect for you .. you talkin on this thread just like me .. but all i kno is .. i got more TDs then INTs .. SLAUGHTER RULE !! syke

ok i lied .. i take that SYKE back

After I lost the game for us Sunday, I`m lookin` for a little retribution, and I aim to get it on you 2-1. You betta hope Timon and Pumba can stop our D-line, or life`s going to be rough.

I got respect for you too brother, but it doesn`t mean I`m not jonesin` to make y`all our second victim of the season.

Yeah chubi I know yall got weapons. Sucks you aint playing. I still remember having to chase you down in practice. Too bad i dont play D no more. Aight fells time to clock out. PEACE!

This says it all ladies:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/richarja/17.jpg

hahahahahahaha no comment to that pic. lmao

yes, poor me...i aint worried bout donny...IF he does somehow beat me (maybe if i leave my shoe laces untied and trip) i aint worried about tu throwing past 10 yards, especially on the run cus i know number 99 is lookin to seperate someone else`s shoulder haha

Yall can find me in Hawaii after dis game. Ahaa!

hahaha .. game of the week son !

i`m looking forward to this game fellas it better be hype. D-ray, imma go half speed for you with no shoes on and jason don`t jack me up in the middle neither & i`ll have 4 flags on so you can snatch it easier hahaha. and no "i will not get burntttt" ray. and i`ll try NOT to drink the night before, maybe. that is all.

donno! how am i gonna jack you up in the middle i aint on D homie. should be a fun game.

That would be my job ;)

ahh haha wow thats why I dont play Def. anymore lol

Al Bundy you need to watch out FOR THE BOOGEYMAN!!! theres no Timon on our O-Line the only Timon was Ray hahaha
Al it will be a test for us O-line because I KNOW HOW YOU and YOUR PARTNER (my CLONE)lol like to bring the heat!!! game on sonn

lol now who`s really afraid of the wee little pup`s

Oh no, there`s a Timon alright. I just haven`t told you which one of you ladies who it is yet. I`ll let the lucky gal know on Sunday.

mannnnn i wish i can frickin playyyyy...this game should be fun as hell. my azz can barely walk...errr..stupid leg.

I want you to play too. You were the prettiest gal on the team. Seriously though, let that leg heal up for the playoffs man, this game is just for braggin` rights at this point.

Jason what position do you play....will you be playin this Sun...damn its going to be a good game. Al is right, those of you who are injured...take a seat and get ready for Playoffs....those who can play...BRING IT homeGIRRLLS...

Yo chhaya man! I play special teams son!

He actually meant Special Olympics....oh man, hatin` on BamBam. I better stop ;)

damnit im going to miss this game =(

Ahh haha Al ima send yo ass back to Peg and you can go have some miserable sex on top of a lost wow.... sorry Al don`t worrie I`ll bring you some bigg`ems magazines to make your day lol
P.s
`Love your show to bad they got cancled! Lol

haha bragging rights .. we`re going to brag that we have mroe wins then you by the end of the season .. heh heh

damn 21 u talk a lot of mess. you just make sure you ARE ready to play on Sunday. CHUMP

Tu boy u better be ready to run!

Pumba, you and your boy 55 go on back to your `So You Think You Can Dance` tryouts and leave the football to men. Men who score 3 touchdowns in a single game!

And as far as you go 2-1, I`ve decided not to wait until Sunday, you`re Timon. Small, mouthy and no arm ;)

hahahaha .. damn some of you ppl just takin this so SERIOUS !!! your man called me a chump .. that hurts so much .. geez .. aight Al Bundy .. we`ll be doin your little pose that you do in Married With Children .. lil fake ass heisman pose .. haha

hahaha this should be a good game to watch. I might have to stick around for it.

Yeah, I don`t know who that was calling you a chump. I know better. You`ve all got my respect. But we`ll have y`alls when the game is over ;)

It aint about the points, its about making plays....You`ll see me...ill be dancin my way to VICTORY...

Daniel San...you are young...i will teach you lesson you will never foget...do not play with wild dogs...they will tear you to pieces...GRRRRRR.....holla...lol


-WOLF PIZZLE MY NIZZLE

Look out for Derrick Brooks, BIATCHES!!!

whose yall linebacker? he bouta get eatin up!

Ahh haha your funny Bundy if you know pumba he is a nice guy but when you anger him he opens up a can of whoop a$$ it will be a good battle on the line. And as for the timon I told you that`s Ray #1 draft pick of spring 2007 lol

theres a #6 on wolfpack???

I think our WR/DB`s are bigger then your O and D-line. I`m afraid i`d sneeze to hard and injure ur linemen.Its true that Speed wins games but I don`t know how fast you can run when ur on ur ass most of the game.

Pumba also farts a lot, right? Ray may have been Timon, but its your boy 2-1 now. And 55, what are you on Carla? Wolf Pizzle? WTF? Go txt ur bff pumba and leave the football to men.

HAHA good one Bundy and yes he does dont let that fart blow your secondary away now, man... WE are leaving the real Football to men there in the A league balling hard, over here in the C league welcome to the kiddy pool son you needa learn how to crawl before you walk and we walking tall and strong well in your case we walking short and strong lol
Lets make it intresting for sunday, winning team gets a 12 pack? Hows that sound you bring a case and ill bring a case. I`d perfer you to bring Hennikin thats what us ASIANS drink :-D lol

Deal. I`m a Newcastle fan, but I think thats a bit pricey compared to the Heinne (I cant believe you said you liek heinne! lol!) So lets make it Michelob Lager.

Sneazing on the opposing team? now that really is dirty Dfence. whats going to happen? we all gonna get sinuses by half hah

boogey man and pumba have a secret weapon up dere sleves. i dont think any oline is going thru them or even come within 5 yards of them lol. the team knows wut im talkin bout an Psquad will just have to wait till sunday to find out

and oh yeah. POLK HIGH PEA****S FOR LIFE!!!!

ill be open all daaaaaaaay.

I have motivation for this game...The only words that are gonna be running through my head during the game are...("Sorry, Rosters full..."}. Need to settle a little score with the wolfpack before I join them for turkey bowl.

Ya feel me on that kids. But no, on a serious note thanks for sending me to P-Squad or else I wouldn`t have meet (IMO) the coolest/nicests guys in the league.

O yeah Al you shouldn`t be contributing to alchohol to lightweights.

just give me the rock and i`ll fly through the spirit squad

Whos that riding into the sun?
Whos the man with the itchy gun? W
hos the man who kills for fun?
Psycho dad psycho dad, dad.
Quick with the gun... but he loves his son
Killed his wife because she weighed a ton. Psycho dad!

wp6 you new to team this year? i dont remember seeing a #6 all season. Even when we played you guys? were you injured or on the bench?

Someone on wp is actually over 21?

Nah D, they`ll be giving us the alcohol ;) And the only way Pumba is stopping our D line is if he`s bringing a gun ;)

what team you on.

think back to week 2.

wats up wit all the leave football to men stuff...bring your game and ill bring mine...Al Bundy, your show will be canceled effective 10-21-07...we gonna stretch that vag1na of yours...OH that hurts...keep adding fuel to the fire son

Did someone mention Turkey Bowl....

What hurts Brenda? And I seriously doubt you`re in ANY position to call anyone son, son.

Rosters full? Y`all turned D away? Dumb move there Pumba Pack.

i will be signing autographs for yall when the game is over!! get your sharpie`s ready and the football that i MOSSED you with ready!! and remember that name b/c that all you`ll be seeing.... my name, number, ass, and the grass that will be kicked up in your face!! FACE!!!!

hahaha wrong move to turn D away? nahhhh nugga nahhh!!! i saw D got burnt like 1343243 times SONNN.

the hell is going on ? all yall talkin crazy

Burnt 13423243 covering WR`s as a LB/DE is exactly right...ouch. O yeah do u guys wanna borrow my gf as QB for your game, word has it that she has a better arm then most of your guys.

hahah nah dude. u mite lose her =P this squad got sex appeal, oh u didnt know...lol jk.

WP has the hottest fan base in the league!

your joking right? i dont know about hot, but one or two of them would get it from me. IMO! the others are well FUGLY!

Haha much sex appeal that half the team is single right.

What fan base? Are you guys talking about Marno,Tien, and John? What ever floats your boats fellas...:P

Guys, your little brothers don`t count for hot fanbase numbers.

hahah well then dirty D...bring ur GF over for these single men k?? bet it`ll help some play better..but yeaa w/e tickles your pickle... =)

Sure WP#16 if that is your real name your team, i`m just worried she`ll breakdown their self esteem. And when the hell did this thread become about stupid fanbase.

Who gives...hot fan base or not...we are goin to come out on TOP. Alrite whos puttin up a six pack. I want to make sure you guys keep your word. Yuengling is good enough for me. Who wants in on it....remember this isnt a team bet, it is player vs player deal. Holla.

--i luv this sh1t....kills mad time at work..

haha when u mention for us to burrow ur gf... =P

Beer for GF`s work also....haha

I`m an old married man, no gf trades here. I do have this for you guys though:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb279/richarja/16-modified.jpg

Hey Wolfpack there is a difference between playing harder when grls r around then playing with a hard on. Please don`t do that latter no one wants to see that on the field

I dont either....hey since we`re all buddys lets skip our game to avoid any further injuries and grab some brunch and watch some pregame with our ladies..............................NOT

hahaha you guys are funny. thanks for making my day at work so much better.

hahah this is the type of level trash talking should go, talkin smack but everyones just having fun with it. RESPECT TO P-SQUAD AND WOLFPACK!

borrow ur girlfriend for that arm or for something else..

is it sunday yet

Noy`s got a better arm then half the guys in this league...let alone all the guys on Wolfpack with the exception of Steven. Thanks you guys for keeping me entertained at my boring a$$ govt job. Getting paid to do this everyday is great. Your all witnesses to your hard earned taxpayer dollars hard at work.

dirty d, are you ray or jason...doesnt matter tho cus you`re going to need to play "dirty d" to stop us...does anyone have an issue with illegal immigrants in prince william county? thoughts please

What the illegal immigrants? And unfortunatly I didn`t get that nickname bc of my playing skills in college, mainly my drinking skills. Damn i`m an alchoholic...O well...And no i`m not Ray nor Jason ur gonna have look a little closer in the grid (hint: the name says it all)

But chances r half your team doesn`t know me...

Its Danny the lil boy that could

Hey....how did yall get the team together. work, school, friends? what `hood is everyone from...we should def keep in touch in the offseason for scrimmages and pick-up games. good clean fun...we gotta stay in shape somehow

We were all in prison together.

well that explans the gay chemistry

GOOD AFTERNOON!!! LUNCH TIME!!! :-D wow bundy you sure have alot of time on your hands very crafty with the photo shop and I thought you only used the computer to look up porn with your son Bud lol

Lil boy! what the i`m older and bigger then almost all of your pee-wee wolf pack players. Should be a good game between the aged and distinguished and the teeny boopers.

O yeah if you guys need me to buy you tickets to get into an R-rated movie I don`t mind.

Like Dirty D, my paycheck is written by the feds, so I guess I got a lot of downtime too ;)

Of course, I could go back to selling women`s shoes.....

hahah...

No more sexual connotation to my gf please. I was smack talking your game and only making comparisons to skill level. But if you need to think of other guys gf to get your rocks off, I suggest you just make a b-line to a porn shop. Good luck with your sexual frustrations.

i had to say something i this thread yall.
`something`. lol

Damnit Dice, you killed the whole thread! :) Wait...did anyone else catch Erica ask what `hood we`re all from?? You better stop listening to your 50 Cent CDs and go back to your Best Of My Little Pony and Journey albums Samantha.

this is hilarious! fun stuff yall!! although i must say if it was any other teams in this thread... there would be complaints and cryin!! this is what i like to see!! keepin it FUN!

Al you are one funny dude...notice it was `hood with an apostrophe and not just "hood"....just because your hood consists of trailer park rednecks...do not hate on mine..."cus in my hood ni66as got luv for me but i dont go nowhere without my strap" a lil 50 cent for ya....what is up with the female names...is this the whole theme of leavin football to men....Al, just stay in the closet and leave your curiosities to yourself....stop hiding behind the bottle

dirty d is daniel

Thanks Dorthy, I try! Now, why am I calling you female names? I`m trying them out to see which one I want to use when I make you my ***** on Sunday!




Thanks for asking!

Is that right? Im sorry Al i cant be your DADDY on Sunday...hence the *****. As much as you dig me and want to call me female names I dont roll that way. Im sorry that your team/prison mates cant give you what you`re looking for. Maybe i should take my son out of his football league before sexual predators like you start to show up.

Again, Im flattered but no thanks.

Nah, leave him in. Don`t take me too seriously there Abagail, you`re just the one I decided to pick on today. Here`s hoping I find a new victim tomorrow :)

All gravy baby

yall are some funny dumb ass bammas

Does bamma mean honky?

bundy, u the only one talkn, where ur posse at. D ray where u at negrotch. jason i better see u get some PT out there

I got enough mouth for all of us ;) But others have spoken up...

haha .. damn .. yall posted so much since yesterday .. this is funny

Does bamma mean cracker?

no, it does not mean that. Listen to Huggy Lo Down in the mornings, he will tell you who the Bama of the week is. Not a derogatory remark about race or anything

Rats. I like getting called cracker and honky. Oh well. WTF is Huggy Lo Down? Is that on terrestrial radio or something? I don`t listen to that crap. Satellite radio is the only way to roll.

Hey, do you Wolf Pack guys sell merchandise? If so, let me know what a Wolf Pack stuffed Wolf is going for. My dog needs a new hump toy.

Wait a damn minute...who do you want to hug down low?

lmao....a wolfpack stuffed wolf...

This is becomin the biggest F***in thread on the messageboard!

runt pakk now whats all this **** yall talkn about my squad ???

wolfpack be prepared

Sleeper alert: "Awesome"

Since there`s beer on the line, this just got serious for me and I`m officially done with this thread. See ya on Sunday.

haha i woldnt mind havin a stuffed wolfpack wolf .. we`ll give yall one for free once yall lose as a consolation prize for being 1-6

Good game guys. Thanks for the beer Pumba, it really hit the spot.