Anyone think there`s a chance the grass got cut at Hook by now? If not I declare Sunday bring your lawnmower to the game day.

That grass is insane

Even I got lost in that 8 foot grass!

was there today and it does not look like it has been cut in awhile

This is bs! We pay to play on these fields. The least they can do is cut them every once in a while!

We pay for the fields , not the maintenance !!!!! It is now called jungleball !!!!!

I am buzzing the R.A. again about it today.

Tell them to bring the heavy equipment!

Everyone throw in a dollar. With its proximity to Herndon, we may be able to day laborers.

Take some of that grass and put it on the Herndon Field !!!!

Riveting conversation fellas...

No wonder you peasants are pining away for my return...

its like a freakin rice paddy...it probably adds a good second to most 40 times and takes away the long kicking game

Arg, we need your superstar, gold nugget, A+, numero uno pick.....will the grass be nice and trim this weekend, or will it be an Amazon jungle?

You got it...

Well Hook Grass is coming off a hell of an off-season. Early into the break, Grass got lucky with a terrific winter warming pattern that resulted in a longer germination season. When you factor in the two late trade-deadline acquisitions of Phosphorous and Nitrogen, the team only got better. And that kid they got in the draft, Perennial Rye, is truly amazing. They say the kid is a cool and warm season blend. Can you imagine?!? I`d look for him to trip up any offense.

There`s no doubt this team will be a formidable foe this week against their cross-town rivalry: the Toro Mowers. The Mowers have lanquished the entire offseason and haven`t really done much at all. Not to mention the salary cap is really hurting them with the rising cost of gasoline.

Add all that to Hook Grass`s easy to non-existant early season schedule and you gotta believe the Grass take this one by a touch!

Tune in next week when Hook Grass takes on Torrential Downpour.

Anal Retentive Gambler....wow man....just wow.... I don`t know if that`s hysterical or really sad that you spent time to come up with it.

Make sure you tickle his sack when gobble his meat like that.

Just like the way you tickled my sack? I learned from the best!

That was sweet just like Fireman and LoL Guy. Keep up the good work

While Hook Grass might be an easy winner this week, I wouldn`t bet on the Lake Fairfax, that turf field is undefeated against the mighty Toro Mowers!

Ooooh, great comeback. Are you going to call me a poop head next?

Yes, you are a poop head.