The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, `So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?`
The Lone Ranger responds, `I`d like to speak to my horse.`
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver`s ear and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with an attractive brunette on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the woman enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he`s impressed.
`You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?`
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse`s ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief`s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a beautiful blonde! She enters the Lone Ranger`s tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.
`You are indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. `What is your last request?`
The Lone Ranger responds, `I`d like to speak to my horse....alone.`
The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger`s tent.
Once they`re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
`Listen very carefully, you ******* horse. For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE` |