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new player4:51 PM

need to play on a team. Sunday nights

hey jackass4:54 PM

i doubt you have 4.3 speed, but theres a free agent board you are suppose to use. Also theres no sunday night league, its sunday mornings, and weeknights.

new player4:56 PM

you right, 4.4 speed. Just want to play.

Mr. Suggestor5:42 PM

More like 8.6! Y do clowns promote themselves like this. U know damn well when u show up on the field you`ll be a typical joe sshmoe bum!

Lumpy6:12 PM

You might want to give the coach of I of the Liger a call. I think they are looking for players.

new player6:25 PM

Mr. suggestor, may I ask what team do you play for?

jamaicans00:08 AM

What good is all that speed if you can`t catch or your qb can`t get it too you. F`n track stars trying to play football. Put him on special teams. Speed means crap here.

CN1808:22 AM

New Player, show up to the Reston Cup on Sunday. If you run a 4.4, I`ll give you a new crisp 50$ bill.

new player08:30 AM

jama - i can catch, not worried about that.

cn18 i`ll be there if i don`t get pick up by a team

new player08:47 AM

alright, i`m taking my statement back, I`ll still have the money, but it won`t be a crisp 50$ bill, I don`t have time to find one, but i`ll have something that adds up to 50$. 4.4 most NFL recievers don`t have that speed. I`ll eat my words if you do. BTW, someone bring a stopwatch!!!

CN1809:13 AM

That last post was by me.....

2008 NFL Combine09:29 AM

Here`s a spread of 40 times from a 2008 NFL combine.

King, Justin 4.31
Jackson, DeSean 4.35
Alridge, Anthony 4.36
Franklin, Will 4.37
Jackson, Dexter 4.37
Caldwell, Andre 4.37
Royal, Eddie 4.39
Thomas, Devin 4.4
Avery, Donnie 4.4
Burton, Keenan 4.43
Shields, Arman 4.44
Grice-Mullen, Ryan 4.46
Sweed, Limas 4.46
Hubbard, Paul 4.46
Breazell, Brandon 4.47
Hardy, James 4.47
Moore, Kenneth 4.47
Reynaud, Darius 4.47
Simpson, Jerome 4.47
Bennett, Earl 4.48
Garcon, Pierre 4.48
Johnson, Jaymar 4.49
Douglas, Harry 4.49
Nelson, Jordy 4.49
Henry, Marcus 4.5
Smith, Marcus 4.5
West, Joe 4.51
Harper, Justin 4.52
Purify, Maurice 4.53
Bryant, Dorien 4.53
Smith, Taj 4.55
Rivers, Jason 4.55
Hall, D.J. 4.55
Hawkins, Lavelle 4.56
Monk, Marcus 4.57
Johnson, Steve 4.57
Urrutia, Mario 4.58
Manningham, Mario 4.59
Blythe, Todd 4.61
Brown, Travis 4.63
Jenkins, Darnell 4.63
***g, De`Cody 4.63
Amendola, Danny 4.64
McBride, Shaheer 4.66
Bradford, Mark 4.69
Bowman, Adarius 4.69
Bess, Davone 4.69
Robinson, Kevin 4.69
Pittman, Billy 4.76



you forgot09:36 AM

Chris Johnsons 4.24, fastest time at the combine.

Thats right09:39 AM

ECU half back...

To CN 1811:56 AM

I will match what you bring, 4.3 my hairy &**. Someone also bring a full of shi* meter has well. Lets not blame it on the turf or anything else speedy

haha1:36 PM

dude is talking out of his as$ like the guy on the ESPN commercials. Charmins!

new player1:01 PM

I just got pick up by a team. I`ll show you guys once I play against you.

?1:02 PM

what team?

Old Man1:26 PM

My hover round can get me up to 4.3 speed :)

CN182:28 PM

My offer still stands. You could still run the 40 and play for another team. Heck, you get the chance to play football and make 50 bucks.

Still2:48 PM

Come out and run it, ill throw in another 50.00, 100.00 easy money speedy

new player2:58 PM

can`t wait to play CN

CN183:18 PM

I can eat 50 chicken McNuggets.

2 piece white3:25 PM

says you are full of poop. If you run with CN Sunday their QB better throw the ball now if he expects to get to you.

so3:25 PM

new player is on Midgets. is this what your confirming new player. or are you just another wiener on the message board full of sh1t??

I VOTE3:30 PM

WIENER

new player4:23 PM

CN 18, you are better than me at that. I can probably eat just 20.

Midgets
4:25 PM

Not one of us, we all have "no speed or no hands". Hahahahahaha.

Michael Jackson4:58 PM

I can moonwalk 10 yards in under 5 seconds. Heeeehhheeeeee! Chmmmoon!

Old Player5:58 PM

If Mr. New Player is looking for a team to play with and has the speed he says he does, check out the post where Shane of the Novas is holding try outs. If you are as fast as you say you are and can play ball, you should have no problem making the team.

new player 7:35 PM

Michael Jackson

That was funny!

new player11:11 PM

I`m ready to play

CNorris09:55 AM

for who? quit being a girl and put your team and number up if you`re going to claim these ridiculous 40 times and call out CN.

we`d like to know who you are so we can rub it in your face after we shut you down.

FIREMAN
Chuck Norris

10:40 AM

4.3 speed is impressive. my only question is what in the hell are you doin with that speed, playin flag football? Come on man if its like that I know people that can get you a look. Ill beleive it when I see it.

new player11:59 AM

shut me down?

I can`t wait to see this.

bob12:25 PM

But yet you still won`t put your name

Unibomber

Practice Squad #5
12:55 PM

If I could run a 4.3 I would want everyone to know who I am. I`m calling him a pretender on this one.

new player1:02 PM

Raymont

the answer1:03 PM

Come on fireman, you know the deal. Most true athletes out of the Metro DC area can`t read, smoke weed and get into trouble, rob someone, or can`t hack it in college (academic wise). Too many kats tryin to keep it to real end up losing in the end. Lots of playground champs tho. HA

dre1:08 PM

i wanna play against this guy if he really does run a 4.3 and can do what he says he can. im not gonna knock you my man. just play fast and let your game tell your story.

you aint no man1:21 PM

but i guess we`ll never know if we even do play against this dude since he`s too scared to put up a team name or his number.

he knows he would get exposed and laughed at so he`s going to remain anonymous.

weak.

Unibomber

Practice Squad #5
1:33 PM

He probably runs like Sonic with the gray shoes.

CN181:37 PM

If I could run a 4.3, I wouldn`t be a short fat asian engineer.

humm2:41 PM

I think LOL guy has changed his name to "new player" in the attempts to keep pissing everyone off from a new perspective. he won`t tell us who he is, won`t give us a # or a team name. hummmm sounds awfully familiar.

new player3:10 PM

well...I`m a fast network engineer.

new player4:57 PM

the answer

not from d.c, never got in trouble, completed college, just trying to play.

then5:02 PM

post on the free agent board and see if you get picked up

CN185:05 PM

You`ll see my number on my jersey on Sunday, that is if you want the 50 bucks.

Mr. Suggestor6:16 PM

what team are you going to be playing for "new player"? i think you should take CN18 on his offer.......****, your gettin` 50 - 100 bucks if what u say is tru

A legit 4.54 guy...10:39 AM

Well... did he show?

Al Bundy

Practice Squad #72
11:19 AM

If he did, he didn`t make it known he was there.

CN1811:26 AM

someone told me it was the guy from the purple team that played QB with the glasses on. I am not sure though....

I tell you what, that skinny white guy in just the underarmour from the penatrators was fast as all get out.

Al Bundy

Practice Squad #72
12:33 PM

Yeah he is. He was ridiculous last fall too, but had a knee injury in the spring. Doesn`t look like he lost anything though.

new player2:05 PM

maybe you guys can see me next week, in the Bark Bowl.

?2:14 PM

New Player, who are yuu playing for in the BB?

why2:27 PM

r u guys still trying to figure who this guy is, he is bull. he is not even a factor in this leauge

new player2:30 PM

I will be soon

come on guys2:44 PM

new player is LOL guy. just ignore his dumb a$$ and move on. He doesn`t play and thats why he has to come on here and whine and make sh1t up. think about it if you could run a 4.4 then would you have any problems saying what team you play for? NO! cause you`d be the fastest on the team, maybe one of the fastest in the league. this clowns a joke. don`t reply to this douche bags posts anymore, your just feeding the fire.

new player2:56 PM

I don`t know what team I want to play for yet. I had a couple of teams call me, and I practice with a couple. I just don`t show my speed, just in case I have to play against that team.

hmmm4:03 PM

new player is your name by any chance Darryl Green???

new player4:23 PM

no, but i do know him.

a true observer3:41 PM

I just do think new player realizes what 4.3/4.4 speed is like!! Blazing son, blazing...

It is speed used in the olympics or top colleges or NFL! Not flag football...

a true observer3:42 PM

Sorry, I meant I just "don`t" think he realizes...

???????3:51 PM

I think this 4.3 guy is full of S**t

new player5:17 PM

come out and playyyyyyyyyyyy

new player5:22 PM

you need to bottles and also a high pitch voice.


Warriors

fact6:57 PM

Play in the A league and learn some lessons , but then again , I`m sure our buddies in the B or C leagues will show you that talk is cheap.You talk about all this speed , but not ONCE have you mentioned that you can actually catch the ball !!!!

new player10:45 PM

you didn`t read all the post. Jul 30

fact08:40 AM

You stated you can catch , not that you actually have caught anything.Stop blowing your own horn and play .All you are doing is building yourself up and pissing off those of us who show up and play.If you were actually that good ,then why aren`t you getting paid ???? Sounds like a wannabe or a never was. I will admit , you have to think you are the best when you step on the field at every game, but to talk about it with NO references is just plain idiocy.

Funny09:41 AM

I find it funny that everyone is so interested from some anonymous poster that says he can run a 4.3

It`s a joke fools.

new player12:58 PM

waiting for the season to start.

Funnier10:13 PM

Even if it wasn`t a joke...its pretty pitiful how everyone got all worked up about it...very pitiful actually.

new player3:05 PM

people will see me this weekend.

haaaaaa3:15 PM

no, they won`t. you`re another anonymous keyboard cowboy who hides behind his computer screen in his 3x3 cubicle jerking it to hanna montanna videos on disney.com.

you loser. blow cacks for quarters.

new player3:25 PM

don`t work in a cubicle. Don`t know who hanna montanna is.

The Truth3:47 PM

If all of you on here think he is full of crap, why don`t you just ignore him and not even reply?

YES3:52 PM

I agree

new player4:26 PM

I`ll see you guys on the field, good luck.....

Ugh4:27 PM

delete this post already

i think 4`34:31 PM

is his height...lol

new player 4:40 PM

actually 6`3

oh4:46 PM

sorry new player....lol

DELETE PLS5:40 PM

6`3" 4.3 speed...sumthin` clearly AIN`T right here!!!

new player5:47 PM

what ain`t right?

BIG CUZZ10:30 PM

I RUN FAST TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

big baller2:56 PM

6`3", 4.3 speed, probably weighs 240 and made of muscle. WOW that must be right

CN183:08 PM

Sounds like you are describing the coach`s grandmother from Dazed and Confused

New Player 4:41 PM

wouldn`t happen to be B-Smooth would he??

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