The first edition of the IFFL Weekly - Championship Times. This first edition is free for all of the anonymous haters this season.

Bruh, you have entirely TOO much time on your hands. But this is some funny ish.

wow...that`s pretty good, and it looks like you have a 2 yr old fan in our family!

your boyfriend pulls your locks from behind does he tell you how stupid you are??

Wheelchair.com........that rules.

Wow....are you serious? Also, I seem to remember walking away from the field with a 12-pack of Bud Light thanks to the Ratbirds!

this is not a political message board, but a sports board. We all know you are an Obama supporter which is fine, but the IFFL is not. I pay money to this league and do not want to see or read political garbage from either side. You need to remove all things political and keep it IFFL.

Thanks in advance and congratulations on your win.

Too funny! Congrats and good luck at states everyone.

Did he play in College?

should say:

50+ yard field goal kicked on a play that was gift-wrapped for the rhinos by the refs. THERE IS NO WAY THAT PLAY SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED, THE HALF WAS OVER

Yes, Rhino`s #2 was the team fluffer, and he was great at it.

Some funny ish! I can`t wait until the next edition!

should say:

Rhinos return INT 99 yards for TD on last play of the first half but have to settle for 50+ field goal becuase down field blocking was called on the final pitch.

This dude is nuts.. haha.. funny as hell

Absolutely classic!

u got everyone in an action shot. my pic looks like i have a broken arm and a bum leg.. thanks bro, mike

Locs got SCOREBOARD!!!! on the Field (Trip Crown and Rhinos) and on the MessageBoard!!!! Massive effort dude!!!!

I love Obama to thanks for putting the greatest president ever on your paper. You are awesome.

rhinos could all blend in at dupont circle,have a good christmas

the Obama campaign sign at the bottom of the IFFL Newspaper??

you old men actually support "obammmma"?in 4 years u will be playing russian football and probably worshipping "allah"i will retire from football now,you guys were my heros and i always looked up to your A team

congrates rhinos!

How is Obama the greatest ever he`s not even in office yet

because Obama is gonna change things. I voted him in and now he`s gonna help us. I won`t have to worry about paying my IFFL fee, my mortgage or my gas. He is awesome.

Locs.. you should definately be fired.

If you put this kind of dedication and time into your career, we`d probably all be working for you.

(Then again, a paper route does offer a lot of free time!!)

Why aren`t my editing services applauded or recognized for this work of magic? In addition, let us all be reminded to begin each post with capitalization. Ding.

Locs... did the IFFL Weekly make the call yet? Need to get those lines moved to the A section!

Side Note - VA State Tourny lines will be up Dec 10th

START SPEAKING RUSSIAN BECAUSE THIS CLOWN WILL RUIN THIS COUNTRY! MY NEW POST WILL BE OBAMMA HATER WITH LOCS

Professor Spelling - Professor, it was going to be a surprise but I was going to give you my Puliitzer Prize once I received it. I’m working on my acceptance speech now. Here’s a tidbit:_{” …And last but not least Professor Spellling. You made me a better writer. You inspired me to tell the stories of the individuals who didn’t have a voice and tell the stories that haven’t been told…….”}



ARG -Speaking of paper route, you still haven’t paid for the last two months of delivery for the IFFL weekly. December’s issues will not be delivered unless payment is received. Please leave the $10 with your security guard at the front gate. If payment has been received kindly disregard this message.



Sheridan - I’ll make a deal with you. You give me the picks for this weekend’s Turkey Bowl and I’ll put you on the front page.



Sef & Ty - Hurry up and get healthy. I need to see you two future IFFL first round Hall of Famers on the field in the Spring.



Outlaws #31 - Those damn Browns got away with one yesterday. D8mbass Bills!!



Andy, dre, Pain #29 - Thanks!






Anonymous Haters -

Those moms are HOT!!

you are a piece of shiit and a cox sucker.

Love Your Boi Friend!

is a ***gott and blows the big fat one

where are the pics of the other two linemen mr locs!!!

Fantastic job LOCS!!!

Locs.....that Anonymous Haters - image has got to be the funniest thing all season. You truly are scholar...

I will be ready!!!!

although Big Brown is in the process of recovering from his cracked right front heel that kept him out of the Breeders` Cup Classic, Big Brown did not seem to show any ill-effects (his heel is reportedly being treated with soft putty and a Z-bar horse shoe to help stabilize and take the weight off his bulb).

While Big Brown`s $65,000 stud fee will undoubtedly put the champion`s progeny out of reach for many, it will come as some relief to others who expected the fee to top $100,000. This is not surprising given that a stud deal between Three Chimneys Farm and IEAH Stables has valued the colt at $50-million.


I will leave the farm for a couple of hours of football with the rest of my TC stable.

Hey big Brown, was that supposed to be funny? If so, stick to your day job, loser.

is posing as the M.O.M. The figure getting banged by RHINO92. M.O.M. stands for Man On Man. Have fun guys, hope all is well and Prop 8 gets overturned in Cali.

female holding the ball for the Rhino Guy who kicked the game winning FG?? Are we allowed to have women on our teams??

you spelled Pulitzer wrong. Can`t wait to see the next issue.