You asked for it so here it is! Please pay your bill for the first two editions. I have to pay for machine operators, photographers, writers, graphic artists ,blah, blah, blah. Remember it`s all love and just comedy. Much respect to everyone that participated in the Turkey Bowl last weekend. Great event and a lot of fun.

You`re too much Locs :)

And I vow to come home with that Dancing of the Stars Championship!! I will Tango and Two step my way to VICTORY!!! Man, Locs you`re TOO much! Funny stuff!

Tip #1 don`t get burned it hurts like a mother your know what!

Man, my 2 step is DEADLY!! I`m gonna guess that you`re talking about getting burned on the dancefloor and not the field, because I burn ALOT more people than I get burned out there. You`re probably one of the many victims!! Good luck to everyone who`s going to states and nationals! Let`s bring home some hardware for Fairfax.

Nah, my man GK is referring to a grilling accident he had earlier this year.

On another note, I`m in NJ eating some grilled buffalo wings from a spot named Chucks. Anybody heard of this? I`ve never even heard of grilled buffalo wings. I`m about to blow my entire 401k on this chain and bring them to the MD/VA area. This sh*t is off the charts!

Chucks is the bomb, i`ve been there. Grilled buffalo wings are off the hook. I feel you on that, i thought was gonna go broke and puke at the same time from eating so many. I couldn`t stop eating them.

Try creatine shakes if you are feeling down after eating at Chucks

This is just as good as the first week. Instant classics.

self promotion, gotta love it.

TC ownership announces the signing of 92 Locs to head media realtions. Details to follow

I am gay and looking forward to have a wonderful weekend alone in by golly West Virginia.

announces his engagement to 92 Locs and they will be moving to Mass. to live hapily ever after.

GOOD ONE LOCS. BUT YOU ARE FORGETING ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN THE SHIP. ON SALE NOW FOR THE HOLIDAYS CHAMPIONSHIP DONUTS. ORDER NOW STATES ARE COMING SOON.

You talking bought Chucks in Trenton on Hamilton Ave?

Hell yeah Chucks in Trenton. Doug save some of those donuts for states.

I havent been there in like 2yrs. I cant believe that somebody in VA knows about Chucks. Its a small world.

Locs,

Try Old Glory on M Street in Georgetown. Huge grilled wings. Awesome ribs also!!

is done, GO HOME homey.Will someone please lock this loc nut, horn tooter, chest beater, out.

Has a flashy condo on Dupont Circle, within walking distance to Old Glory Hole. You don`t go there for the wings, right Booty Shorts Boy!