Did anyone happen for find some keys on the field on Sunday at HOOK ROAD?

The grass probably ate them.

thats good to know douche bag!!!

Any time window licker. How was the walk home?

Oh, and if you plan on coming back with something like "I just had ******** give me a lift" or something gay like that don`t.

Come up with something more original.

This is crackin me up at work.

Funniest **** in a long time on this board.

No original come back?

I lost my grass in the Keys.

Signed,

Ricky Williams

A for effort
F for FAIL

I don`t know. That was a pretty clever play on words.

sorry I have better things to do than sit on this message board and send stupid replies...get a life or better yet a job. Oh and actually no one gave me a ride home, I actually left the keys at ********s house. I was too hungover that morning to realize she game me a ride to the game. Hope your dad didn`t find them!!!!! Welcome to tomorrow Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!

sorry I have better things to do than sit on this message board and send stupid replies...get a life or better yet a job. Oh and actually no one gave me a ride home, I actually left the keys at ********s house. I was too hungover that morning to realize she game me a ride to the game. Hope your dad didn`t find them!!!!! Welcome to tomorrow Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!

Welcome to failing at message boards Dipshiiiit!!!!

that was the best you had?

After much anticipation and repeatedly pressing the F5 button this is what you come back with. I`m very disappointed as was my mom. The sad part is after all this time you STILL were only able to come up with a response worthy of a true window licker.

After a couple hours I gave up waiting b/c I just figured you were still looking for your keys.

Oh, what does "welcome to tomorrow" mean?