Playoffs - WK 1

Truth (+4.5) Collision
Banditos (+8) Wolves
Gold (+10.5) Pen
United (+14.5) Pitbulls
CN (+3.5) NTAC
SC (+2) Outlaws
Midgets (+14.5) Mutiny


Vegas: -21700

*No Action last week: Wolves/Banditos & Pitt/Midgets

VN5: +21500 (3-1) *Suspicious Wager List
TB: +12800 (6-2)
Ernie: +2450 (5-2)
Pete: +2350 (6-2)
Andy: -700 (3-3)
Bundy: -4800 (3-8)
BLang: -5000 (0-1)
Barkley: -6900 (2-7)

7K on Pits to cover
3K on Pens to cover

Truth 3K
Banditos 3K
Pens 3K

Just call me Pete Rose. I would of been 4-0 but my backup qb threw a HM with six seconds left in the half for a score. Giving us an extra 7 that cost me the game.

Hey Bundy! I bet you have a big c o c k! I bet two dimes that Bundy can me cum.

didn`t Pete Rose actually bet on his team and not against his team?

This week is tooooooooooo easy - just like an obvious LA v Boston final:
Banditos - 5K
Outlaws - 5K
Truth - 5K
Pitbulls - 5K

Chuck where u at?

I was gonna take Sunday off and spend some time with the family, but...that can wait. The creme de la creme action is in 2 weeks after all you pasty folks get back from the beaches with your sunburned carcasses trying to look all golden brown like Sir Charles. I stay this beautiful and I don`t leave the casino...jealous? Sunday league is pounding me. It feels like my golf game. I keep thinking I`m hitting 300 straight down the fairway only to shank OB again...and again...again. Let`s turn the corner at 9 here and take another whiff this week. Fooooorrrrreeeee! Are you weekend warriors gonna show up this week? No mama`s day excuses so let`s represent. I think the Wolves still have something left to at least get through the 1st round but the Frito Bandito Robots will keep it close. The Wolves find a few healthy bodies in the parking lot before the game, manage to field 7, and TC Q ekes out the win at the end to salvage the Mash Units season for another round. At least until the official protest and roster check Monday morning. Frito-Bots cover the 8 though for 2 stackies. And PitDogs, even without the Golden Domer Cuber, stomp the fading United rugby team. When these warriors figure out that 4 plays of 4 yards--even with 5 laterals-does not equal the 20 required for a 1st down they`ll be dangerous. For now the Pits D-line terrorizes the U offense and wins going away. 3 grand on da Bulls! My man D Howard`s gonna get hot at the charity stripe and the Magic`s gonna make a series of it. Speaking of pasty, can`t say the same for Nash and the Suns. Go ahead and keep d`ing up King Kobe with Grant Hill and see how that works out. Kim K`s horsey sis must be taking care of business at the Odom estate because he`s tearing it up. Go on Lamar ya big dummy! Ernie?

The Truth +4.5

Truth +4.5 - nickel
Banditos +8 - 3 dimes - If the Wolves show up with more than 7 the Banditos should call for a roster check immediately. The Wolves do not have enough healthy players to play this game as far as I`ve seen, so I`m not sure how they can be 8 point faves.
NTAC -3.5 - dime

United for 50 dimes
Wolves for 30 dimes

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let`s do it in the butt,
OKAY!

I feel you watching me, over there
Come to me, if you care
Don`t sit and stare, it`s just not fair
Make your move, if you dare

What what

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let`s do it in the butt,
OKAY!

It`s okay, if you have a little fright
Don`t you worry, I won`t bite (not that hard)
If you wan`t it, I`ll give you power
Just be gentle, I`m delicate like a flower

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

I will give you what you need
all I wan`t is your big fat seed
give it to me if you please
give it to me if you please

I will give you what you need
all I wan`t is your big fat seed
give it to me if you please
give it to me if you please

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let`s do it in the butt,
OKAY!

I said: "What what, in the butt"
(I will give you what you need)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(all I wan`t is your big fat seed)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)
I said: "What what, in the butt"
(give it to me if you please)

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(I will give you what you need)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(all I wan`t is your big fat seed)
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
(give it to me if you please)

are healthy again. watch out!

Wolves are about as scary as betty White. They lost to yhe bottom seed last year....... 1 and done again!

Actually Betty White IS pretty scary. You should try waking up next to her... OOH!

No respect, I tell ya.

How do betting lines work?
What does it mean if:

Team #1(+7)Team #2

Simple. In your example, Team #1 is a 7 point underdog. This mean that for Team #2 to cover the spread, they have to win by more than 7 points. If Team #1 is inside the 7 points, they`ve beaten the spread.

Actually the person betting has beaten the spread not "team #1", players (teams) dont bet haha, just busting your b@lls big Al

Picky picky. :)

Actually, both of you peasants are real dip$hits... and Clueless, what the hell is your deal? Didn`t you ever have a father that taught you how to throw a ball? or tie a tie? or talk a hooker down from the house rate? or the finer points of point spread? Sweet jesus, America really is suffering from the

baaaaaaaack. But possibly battling short term memory loss or seizures. Or he fell asleep. Or.....power outage?

He`s four months behind his cable payment. Broke ass

For some reason, the length of my post is limited. No doubt Sheri-baby is behind this. Clearly he knows my insightful analysis would break Vegas.
Hell, Barkley and Bundy alone bought Sheri-baby`s that he docks next to mine!! (Way smaller of course, with a lame dingy!)

ARG, you`re a douche. I liked it better when you were MIA.

I need y`all help. I like sniffing my sisters underwear and gunning it after. Is it normal?

Good one, I guess.

Never thought I would have a fan.

Good one, I guess.

Never thought I would have a fan.

any late swings in the odds Mr Sheridan. It`s been 2 weeks and maybe some teams got healthy....wolves.