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     I put a spell on you!

Mom Nature1:02 PM

Hello ladies, it`s me, Mom Nature. You want to start your flag football season this weekend? I think not. I will throw a foot of rain at you dirtballs. Love, Momma.

footballer1:55 PM

Yeah, but those pansy soccer players now get field preference in both spring AND fall and sure will get to play on thier nice turf fields.

soccer baller2:02 PM

most of us are not in official leagues. We just put on uni`s and jump on any field available. make us move and we go to another spot. If we are playing on a field next to an official league game with refs-- no one knows the difference.Bring the rain --- we like the stinkin rain !

Mom Nature3:04 PM

I have decided to unleash some lightning this weekend on the chicos dancing around the soccer field. I have had it with those fairies mocking me by playing in the rain.

ummmm.....4:50 PM

row,row, row your boat --- gently down the street !!!

spongebob9:35 PM

fields r gonna be too wet on sunday. Totally saturated and like a sponge .

Noah06:45 AM

Two by two.

Mom Nature07:49 AM

If you boys really want to play this weekend, I might open the clouds and give you a little sunshine...but just enough to make Shay and Tom`s decision to play or cancel the games tough. I want people to complain either way.

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