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     The Swami Breaks Down the Divisions - North and South Editio

Swami Sez

registered poster
8:03 PM

The weeknight league is boring me so far this year, so while FatAss is screwing up the schedule, I think I`ll take a look at the divisions over here on Sundays and see what things are looking like. Two installments, starting with the Open North and Open South.

Open North - Depending on how you look at it, this is either the most balanced or the weakest division overall, because almost every team in the Open North sucks! After Collision, who`s left? The Penetrators? They haven`t done jack since they won `B` states. The Swarm made the `A` playoffs in the Spring and immediately went back to `B` for the Fall. Great job ladies. Imposters? They`re just the Midgets in new red uniforms. The rest of the division doesn`t warrant even talking about. Let`s go ahead and hand Collision the division title now.

Open South - I think Bundy`s breakdown was pretty accurate, except for calling the Cold Stone Creamery an `A` level ball club. Are they a good `B` team? Yeah, but there`s no way they hang with real "A" teams. The best thing about this divisional match up be seeing if Cold Stone can back up their talk about being better than the Wolves in last year`s championship game. Guess what? They can`t. Los Lobos run away with this division. Cold Stone takes second, the rest are fighting for scraps.

what happened 10:23 PM

To the other two divisions

Miller
Pain
10:56 PM

I bet he has them tomorrow jerkoff

Very weak 09:42 AM

write up. Break it down more. We know that you know more about these teams then to just mention a couple of them.

Open North: Will come down to Pens vs Collision. Collision owns match up, but they`re always close games. Would not be surprised if Pens could upset the favorites. Swarm and Imposters are good B teams, and will compete for the B playoffs. No idea who Rukus is. And then you have regular bottom feeders of Nemesis and Goldrush.

Open South: Wolves are the easy favorite here. Stone Cold will easily be playing A playoffs. Stone Cold will give Wolves a test, but won`t win it. I give the nod to Outlaws to lead the way into the B Playoffs. Infamous being the C champs from a couple seasons ago, should be B playoffs. This division has 3 teams I`ve never heard of, Orange Crush, Blackwarfare, Tiger Style. To all 3 of you. Have fun playing the wolves.

Rukus
coach
10:01 AM

No respect. I love it. Who writes this stuff. You really must not have a day job. Anywho Good luck to all teams. Should be an interesting season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhh10:02 AM

Nothing like a new team getting their first beat down in IFFL. Wish I could be at the Wolves game this Sunday. Woodson HS vs The Wolves very interesting matchup.

brimg10:33 AM

The Ruckus hahaaa

Rukus
coach
11:07 AM

Its not the Rukus. Its short for Uncle Rukus

To Rukus11:08 AM

I`m guessing you have played in the league before? What was the previous team names? Obviously no one is going to show much respect to a team they know nothing about.

Rukus
coach
11:21 AM

I dont want anyone to give us nothing. We are staying low key. Actions will speak louder then words.

We scrimmaged12:31 PM

Rukus and they suck. Nothing to talk about.

@wescrimmaged12:39 PM

Enough said yal suck Rukus, welcome aboard

Ruckus
coach
12:43 PM

Yep we sure do. The worst team in the league.

Miller
Pain
12:45 PM

I am just curious who are you?

vet12:49 PM

you said you want to stay low key but you`re sure talk a lot.

Jim Rome1:12 PM

"Pardon the interruption"
Good evening people "stonecold" mite be message board saved by "Ruckus"- Uncle Ru if you`re supposed to be so low key- I have one thing to say my friend- you better win, or Rome will never leave let you live it down - now go tell that like we tell everything else - welcome to the freakin weekend

RobMillz
Blackwarfare
coach
1:44 PM

"Cold Stone" tho, i can only speak with my experince playing StoneCold and everygame was competive. I look foward to playing them again this year. But has always the message board needs someone to hate on and usally its someone thats not doing **** on the field.

Ruckus
coach
2:08 PM

We used to be on the same team as Dre. Dude on the right side of your picture on ur team homepage. Hollywood knows a couple of us. 1 of our players played with you guys before, and you guys wanted me to play but I was not able too.

Ruckus
coach
2:13 PM

@vet your a nobody so who cares what u say

So 2:37 PM

your pretty much the Rhinos? couple of new faces?

@ So?2:46 PM

Rhinos, were did that come from?

so2:50 PM

Wasn`t Dre with the Rhinos for a couple of seasons?

Ruckus
coach
2:54 PM

Naw, Dre never played with the Rihnos. He played with Pain some and Triple Crown both when they won there championships.

It seems3:35 PM

like at some point most players from that era at least played in a tourney, if not the regular season, with the Rhinos

^ false8:39 PM

Dre was not on the Triple Crown teams that won the championships weeknight. They have not won since 2009 Spring and he wasn`t on `em.

And Ruckus1:54 PM

proved us right. They`re horrible.

Ha02:00 AM

Haha

why does new teams02:58 AM

Curse their team with all the talk? It makes you look a hundred times worst when you lose.

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